SplicketyLit

118327 pts · October 12, 2016


Tell me you don’t have children without saying you don’t have children

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*Catsby

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Every non-witch knows the secret is to brush your teeth with strong mint toothpaste before drinking that.

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Look here buddy, we still have some kindling left over from the first witch…

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Even if it was sick it would take more than one giraffe…

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Works out of both ends

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*laughs in Perkins*

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the mace, the grajesty

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Also, not enough

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This timeline is so weird

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You let this happen to me — kitten

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If he rubbed one out it would be a hijacking

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The remote? Your younger sibling

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Sure, but what about the fish that was tending the goal?

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Awesome book. The movie though…

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Screeching Weasel

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Do it baby, do it baby

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As long as there is “the ribbon”, you can have it

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*WLF

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Ball, eh?

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Golden. And it isn’t always a trickle…

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RIP Cliff

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This is how you get poop in your crevasse

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Mission failed, successfully

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There ARE two paths you can go by

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smokedmeats.gif

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@BotDrawA dystopian hell scape made of guitars and knights

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