Spiffytown

17348 pts · May 31, 2019


Nah, austerity for the masses is over. How about if we extract it from the bloated, upon pain of a sharp heavy blade?

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay!

19 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tamping it is a nice touch. Also, outstanding music choice (Fool in the Rain, Led Zeppelin)

19 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

She’s the one with corgis

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks about underpants size

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

We hosted a German exchange student in 2006-7. As a high school junior, he arrived with the impression that many Americans were wealthy because of lawsuits.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sun is pretty fucken malicious. Sure it gives us all possibility of life, but it’ll kill you for looking at it too long

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aw, you cut off the 2nd ‘doyoyoy’!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. The way it is, is crap.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Construction is largely about fast. I’ve seen plumbing poke out the wrong side of the wall, or up through the floor in the wrong room, and all sorts of things covered up by the first one in. This is a rare technique that could work, but I bet he doesn’t do it on all of the next 20 houses.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

EXTWA. CWISPY.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chuck Jones on the credits? It’s gold. The later ones with Bill Lava in charge of the music were weak, repetitive, and lack the brilliant creativity that made Looney Tunes so amazing.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Saw a guy panhandling on a highway interchange today. Hoodie said ‘freedom’ in a very patriotic font.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only that lad with the axe had taken a swing at the creep with the fur cape

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being adored by mobsters and getting the attention of Howard Stern and Joe Fishnuts Rogan are the prime goals. Oh and raping children.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bird TV is the window where I’ve placed the feeder

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s impossible, you can’t fall to deaths. You only get one, you featherless biped.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Only if their camera person is walking at an awkward 2-steps-behind angle

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I’ve been drinking brake fluid for 5 years now.
My wife thinks it’s a problem, but I can stop anytime I want.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Only two choices for the lead: Luigi Mangione or John Goodman

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grab your cat and put a little makeup
(you wanted to)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scotty hasn’t invented it yet

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome back, you! Spiteposting is the new shitposting, you’re a natural

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That’s rule #2 (never point the muzzle at something you don’t intend to destroy)
Rule #1 is the weapon is always loaded, even if you’re sure it isn't

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Most tomatoes are for processing. Slicing tomatoes are best from your garden or farm stand.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got to work an uncle’s farm a couple summers. My cousins were amused when I learned the difference between straw and hay.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate a spirited competition. I hope the best team wins, and the worst man loses so hard that they’ll never locate his tiny hands or gross, groping fingers

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 sometimes that growth is a boner.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is some smooth-brain driving

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0