32910 pts ยท August 7, 2015
I'm your friendly neighbourhood nerdy fitness fanatic. I make quick comments in usersub and have a misunderstood love for apple pie.
On my way mon ami!
Room for one more OP? I could go for fresh pizza.
Men think it's easier to be a woman. Women think it's easier to be a man. The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's the same.
Ah I see you've gone with the scale and twigs combination. Nice.
What must I do to earn cookies too?
I'm digging the honesty
He goes to the gym, what's your excuse?
Looks like someone hasn't heard of The Giant Crumpet Celebration.
Damn, that's pathetic.
A fine investment indeed.
Can't wait for us to discover new life forms and have International Extraterrestrial Day.
Reminds me of my last phone call with my mother.
Utterly fucking disgusting.
This physically hurts me OP.
Where do I get one of these dogs? Are there certain breeders or shelters I need to look out for?
Better make room for her then.
That's a nice dog you've got there OP.
As a Canadian I can confirm this.
When and where? Don't fuck with me OP.
Nice.
Yes please.
Welcome to life.
Lucky for you it grows back.
Shame.
Glad I could make your day better one laugh at a time.
I don't care about you not playing SIMs.
Never skip leg day.
Nice to see Harambe back.
Oh I see you decided to put the pepperoni under the cheese, almost gave me a heart attack there.
God damn that was a fine looking pizza though I'd like pepperonis. How's the whole treadmill thing going?
On my way mon ami!
Room for one more OP? I could go for fresh pizza.
Men think it's easier to be a woman. Women think it's easier to be a man. The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's the same.
Ah I see you've gone with the scale and twigs combination. Nice.
What must I do to earn cookies too?
I'm digging the honesty
He goes to the gym, what's your excuse?
Looks like someone hasn't heard of The Giant Crumpet Celebration.
Damn, that's pathetic.
A fine investment indeed.
Can't wait for us to discover new life forms and have International Extraterrestrial Day.
Reminds me of my last phone call with my mother.
Utterly fucking disgusting.
This physically hurts me OP.
Where do I get one of these dogs? Are there certain breeders or shelters I need to look out for?
Better make room for her then.
That's a nice dog you've got there OP.
As a Canadian I can confirm this.
When and where? Don't fuck with me OP.
Nice.
Yes please.
Welcome to life.
Lucky for you it grows back.
Shame.
Glad I could make your day better one laugh at a time.
I don't care about you not playing SIMs.
Never skip leg day.
Nice to see Harambe back.
Oh I see you decided to put the pepperoni under the cheese, almost gave me a heart attack there.
God damn that was a fine looking pizza though I'd like pepperonis. How's the whole treadmill thing going?