SpellKeeper

1546 pts ยท May 9, 2013


We talking about the boy scout from Smallville?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If a Persian sat down next to you and yelled, "banana purple refrigerator glowing sky," you'd probably have the same reaction as that cat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but knowing how PSI works seems like a basic requirement for being a mechanic.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the son of Best Selling Author George McFly getting arrested just as one of his books being made into a movie.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Am I the only one hearing "Creepy!" not "goodness"?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Shining shoes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the hell is this advertising? And where can I get some?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you audibly fart in a crowded room and wish the earth would open up and.... NO, I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not how you cut a cake.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever spend all day dealing with children? I did that once before the pandemic and I'm still tired.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This booby cutie's got a cute booty. Let's take it off like we're on eraser duty.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are a professional translator, OOO should be in every language you speak.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would that be the person that can no longer see the road, or one in the lane that can no longer be seen?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most people count from 1 to 20 in numerical order. How do you do it?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And what, exactly, do you plan to polish it into?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All drones are life size. I've seen them in real life, they're not this big.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ignore him. He's just trying to get you to break character.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this a 12 sided spindown counter? and more importantly, why is the upvote on 4 or 5?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But most is not all.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We didn't lose your business, you lost the privilege of shopping here.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's too late

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"One day" was about 5 years ago...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

General Grievous was smart enough to stick with 4 lightsabers. This is his AI replacement.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Admit it, you're going to buy you a new toy and Leo here gets the box. It's what he wants anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And apparently forget that social media and GoFundMe exist.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No, but superman does. Well, one anyway. One bangs? One bang? That stupid curl that flips out when he takes is glasses off.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are those chocolate chip claws?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It only sounds expensive until you realize it's for a pack of 3.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0