SpeedBeetle

227369 pts · March 27, 2018


This account is shared by a married couple of European bi women who favourite other women with muscles, dogs, medieval shit, and weird things. We downvote all religious junk, politics, patriotic nonsense, selfies, guns, and violence. If you take a selfie with a holy book, a gun, and a flag you're the new worst person! Feel free to send us pics of anything... especially your things... especially if they activate neurons. "Monogamy? In this economy!?"

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well there is certainly one death we are all waiting for.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the wrong finger.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been summoned.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUH! EXCUUUUSE ME!? Arwen's sword? That's Haðafang the throng-cleaver, the ancient blade of Idril. Forged before the fall of Gondolin and passed down the line of Eärendil. Wielded against the forces of the dark lord by Elrond during the battle at Mount Doom, and yeah, used by Arwen once or twice, I guess.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What!? NO! I mean Haðafang the Throng-cleaver. Ancient blade of Idril. Forged before the fall of Gondolin. Wielded against the forces of the dark lord by Elrond during the battle at Mount Doom. Duh.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Yo.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why did we lose Harambe and get stuck with this guy?

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

My grandmother owned a pattern and sewing shop, so... maybe dressmaking?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Collectors will pay for this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO. Mississippi banned Sesame Street for showing Black and White kids playing together.

3 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The sin of empathy!?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I bought it six times.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still questionably alive.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a fan of the western cosplay, but I am a fan of the gams.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm European and we know CA is not the south. We are confused about Texas though. Is that the south, or the west?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything they said about Trump turned out to be worse than expected.

3 weeks ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

I hope they Maduro him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

America has been the big bad since at least 1991.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is burning down half of a city the same as "flattening" it?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

For all the talk they do about guns, you think they'd have better aim.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Gavin Newsom is a 0. That being said, Trump is a -20. Please, Democratic Party... PLEASE nominate at least a +1 candidate.

1 month ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 8

Nobody flattened Berlin or Tokyo. WTF is he talking about?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love Kat Dennings.

1 month ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

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