This account is shared by a married couple of European bi women who favourite other women with muscles, dogs, medieval shit, and weird things. We downvote all religious junk, politics, patriotic nonsense, selfies, guns, and violence. If you take a selfie with a holy book, a gun, and a flag you're the new worst person! Feel free to send us pics of anything... especially your things... especially if they activate neurons. "Monogamy? In this economy!?"
Well there is certainly one death we are all waiting for.
That's the wrong finger.
I have been summoned.
BUH! EXCUUUUSE ME!? Arwen's sword? That's Haðafang the throng-cleaver, the ancient blade of Idril. Forged before the fall of Gondolin and passed down the line of Eärendil. Wielded against the forces of the dark lord by Elrond during the battle at Mount Doom, and yeah, used by Arwen once or twice, I guess.
What!? NO! I mean Haðafang the Throng-cleaver. Ancient blade of Idril. Forged before the fall of Gondolin. Wielded against the forces of the dark lord by Elrond during the battle at Mount Doom. Duh.
That's my fetish.
Yo.
Why did we lose Harambe and get stuck with this guy?
My grandmother owned a pattern and sewing shop, so... maybe dressmaking?
Collectors will pay for this.
NO. Mississippi banned Sesame Street for showing Black and White kids playing together.
The sin of empathy!?
Jokes on you, I bought it six times.
Still questionably alive.
Not a fan of the western cosplay, but I am a fan of the gams.
I'm European and we know CA is not the south. We are confused about Texas though. Is that the south, or the west?
Everything they said about Trump turned out to be worse than expected.
I hope they Maduro him.
America has been the big bad since at least 1991.
Is burning down half of a city the same as "flattening" it?
For all the talk they do about guns, you think they'd have better aim.
Gavin Newsom is a 0. That being said, Trump is a -20. Please, Democratic Party... PLEASE nominate at least a +1 candidate.
Nobody flattened Berlin or Tokyo. WTF is he talking about?
I love Kat Dennings.