Specter2470

148 pts ยท December 1, 2017


I wore an "Easy Rider" for a few years - loved it, until the ladies at work started calling it a "porn-stache" - shaved it off the next week

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the phrase "It's like herding cats" - I can't stop laughing

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great movie - Ryan Reynolds does the voices for both the dog and cat - darkly hillarious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sword of Truth series (Terry Goodkind - Wizards First Rule) is as epic as they come - amazing read

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"Hey look! Twitchy's made a dust angel" - I freaking lost it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brendan Frasier needs to come out of retirement, team up with The Rock and Jason Statham and deal with this once and for all

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where did all these onions come from? So many onions. Much water leaking from eyes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the most adorable thing I've seen this week

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not the entertainment industry that's broken, it's the education system that charges insane tuition, ensuring you'll be broke until 50

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got very queasy thinking about being in that tire

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should've worn the brown pants

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's adorable

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Just another example of how cats are dicks and think they rule the world

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one is ready to be a father, we all have to do our best and hope we learn from our mistakes (and there will be lots of them)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babies and puppies that do this are cute, but when I do it, I'm banned from the store. WTF!?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That title - very nice

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little fuckin warning next time!! Jeebus!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the FX department didn't have time to paint that thing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aquatic nope-ropes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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THE LOL'S!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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That's too funny

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cut sugar from my diet and lost 20 pounds in 3 months without doing anything else

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like curling up with a good book - she seems like a great read

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRAVO, SIR!! BRAVO!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a single dad, I congratulate you, Sir!

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