SovietCabbage

6281 pts · December 1, 2013


Umm, oh jeez I'm totally unprepared I didn't write a speech or anything! Oh uh so... oh no (sweating intensely) I, uh *ahem* So um, hello everyone. M-my name is umm CovietSabage and, wait that's not right, sorry! I'm uh, not very umm (high pitched microphone squeak) those spotlights are really bright ha ha ha...(audience remains silent) *gulp* yeah, um s-so I like uh music.. and um I like aniMALS (leans to close to microphone knocking it off podium.) (overreact, pushing papers, pens off the podium) Woops! clumsy me! lemme j-just get that- (spills bottle of water everywhere) Oh no! sorry! I'm so sorry! (attempts to recover microphone but gets chord caught on foot pulling the podium onto the floor.) OH! oh gosh! oh jeez! I'm sorry! I'm so- (Water engulfs microphone and begins violently sparking, podium and curtains erupt in flames.) OH! OH! OH NO I'M SO SORRY! OH NONONONO SOMEBODY HELP! PLEASE! OH GOD! (flames quickly spread and audience looks on with silent contempt as the blazing inferno devours the stage.) (frantically search for a fire extinguisher, but there are none.) (begin stomping on the papers fallen from the podium now covered in fire, only to spread them further.) (pant leg catches fire and begin flailing around stage, waving arms frantically. The grim faced audience slowly dissipates one by one until there is no one left seated and the lights fade to black)

When Samwise says to Froso "There's good in this world, and its worth fighting for", this specifically is what he was talking about

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Love this! Reminds me a little of Octovarium by Dreamtheater, one of my favorites, and definitely in the same quality range. Wishing you good health!

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Thanks so much! I'll check out the website! Congrats on the new sword! /Î\

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As an aspiring comic artist, would you be alright with me using this sword design in some of my art? Beautiful craftsmanship!

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Exactly what kind of light strips are those on the ceiling? Those look really damn cool

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As something of an artist myself, I'd argue that animals are no easier to draw than humans. Both present their own share of challenges, imo

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After they settle on the couch, Her: "...So, what, you're like some kind of cosmic, eldritch god or something?" Him: "Yeah basically."

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Last I checked, celebrities WERE just regular people.

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A Silver bridal, Often passed down in families for generations from specific Kelpies.

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Now I wanna see the perfectly round chicken that would hatch from that egg.

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Guess you could say they're "ear buds"

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Brotherrrrrr

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Username checks out.

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They're also sticky.

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Only if its a war on cats

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(In monarchs voice) "You think you're hot shit in a champagne class? Well you're not! You're just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup."

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You should do one for the death of Baldr. One of my personal favorites.

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... #1 Toph is supposed to be blind... So why is she looking at the other character?

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If you're into this, you may like "Nujabes", "DJ Okawari" or "Nomak"

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Oh sure, but when I make an accordion out of taxadermized roadkill its "an abomination" and im "scaring the children".

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Yup. Keeping your health buffed is pretty much all you can do to avoid getting combo killed, at least until you get support amulets n such.

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Press the attack until it starts burning at the mouth, then start favoring your shield/defence. Use the environment best you can as well 3/3

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Before deployment and using nutrients (craftable). Its arms and chest i believe are its soft spot but every weapon is different. 2/3

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Thats a particularly difficult monster to fight 1on 1. Get some good fire resist armor (bone armor). Keep your max health high by eating 1/3

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Not permanently, pretty sure they just get knocked out for a bit.

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Such a great book!

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Theres a subreddit fer that. Thats how I found out what a Dobson fly was.

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