Soundgear

7918 pts ยท June 30, 2015


Just a dude-person living Dallas, TX. I like D&D, 40k, and really dumb memes that hurt your brains.

Better solution, wear a Bluetooth speaker and play this on loop every time. "Attention, I am coming into the bathroom I am instructed to use! I had an Indian burrito with extra curry and beans! I am about to smoke this place out! You have been warned!" "Is this dysentery?!? Anyone want to check?!" Should be perfectly acceptable and not fall under sanctions.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back between 04-05, one of the "Hotdoggers" lived 4 houses down from me in Arlington, TX. He stayed with his parents when he wasn't on the road doing shows and stuff. My 5 year old loved it. I still find weiner whistles in junk drawers and old toy boxes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hiding it means the number is more than zero.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing way to misunderstand a quote.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too easy. Throw him into the sty between the piglets and sow. No drugs. So he is fully aware of what that mother pig is about to do to him and feel every moment of it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given the price (assuming 4.00) and the amount of menthols, I would guess this is from a bowling alley or bar in the North East of US in late 90's early 00's. Lucky Strikes were pretty rare after the mid 80's. The stickers are pretty old though, so hard to tell exact age.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If those COWARDS in the LiBtArD media were willing to cover the story, we would all know about the increased transportation costs in fending off the immigrant, trans, communist werewolf attacks funded by MS13. I swear to God! You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. 33 is the one with the "wrong" people. It stretches over 40 miles east for west, from downtown Dallas to downtown Ft Worth. Plus some of those evil "urban" areas where we let the blacks and the Mexicans live. The other districts have those fine, upstanding folks we can all trust, like the rich, and the rednecks that think the rich have their best interest in mind.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would have loved owning a Jem when I was her age. I think I got a RG220. Admittedly, I could not shred the Trooper like that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, the exact same way my J bass is "custom" because I replaced the nut and bridge with new hardware on a 50+ years old bass. Oh, and those super custom flat wound strings. Heaven forbid I replace the pots with something manufactured this century... Every guitar that is heavily played becomes a ship of Theseus very quickly. Some people play heavy gauge, some play light, and that usually requires at least a nut replacement and possibly some fret shaving depending on style.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake person is fake! Hi, fake person!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 Man, those turtles fuck!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I survived testicular cancer, my best friend survived breast cancer, and both my uncle and coworker survived non-hodgkin's lymphoma. Have a heart, asshole.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My family.

20-30 minutes before start time, your butt better be there, or else you are at the kids' table.

10 minutes after start timing, show stragglers to the kids' table.

Next 5 minutes, several blessings.

10 minutes, passing dishes or plates, eldest first.

30 minutes, first helping.

5 minutes topping off drinks.

15-20 minutes, second helpings, light chat.

5-10 minutes, seal off main dishes for take home plates. Kids put plates in sink.

20-25 minutes, desert and coffee.

About 2.5 hr

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My uncle had a bump stock on an AR-15. After a few test shots to figure out how to position my finger, I could drain a 30 round magazine in about 3 seconds. It took me all of 2 minutes to learn the proper technique. I would have to say turning a .223 rifle that fires 2-3 rounds per second into something that can fire 10 is an automatic weapon with one extra step, keep your finger locked about 1/4 inch off full depression. Plus, it shot like shit. Bump stocks are only about churning meat.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Hate to be the one to break it to you, but that is not VHS. That clearly shows it is VHS-C, which was a smaller tape format that required a physical adapter to plat in almost every VCR. Pretty sure the poster was talking about the more common, standard VHS format recorders that normally rest on the right shoulder and made you look like a cameraman for the local news. Those kind, being shoulder rested, had much more inherent stability.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yes! Half of the expressions we use have the back half cut off. I faced my fair share of Karens back in my retail days, spouting this line without knowing the full quote. The most satisfying thing to hear was "I'll never shop here again!" And the look on their face when saying, "Of course, because you are banned." I loved working for a local retailer.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

They are in certain parts of Michigan. It seems like they are advising certain key clients to slowly roll back rates in an effort to help their reputation before the DoJ and other lawsuits hit.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The dumbest thing is this is the TRE. It has been there for almost 30 years. The whole track is 34 miles long, and they normally only run 2 different trains a day, with pickup at each stop roughly once an hour. It's not like other major commuter lines that have a station pick up every 10-15 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost every train is. Standard tracks are 4' 8.5" wide.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commonly called a turtle.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don't care for her music or understand why people think it is so amazing. Do you know how often I think about her? Basically never. I will see some news or something, go "okay whatever" and then immediately stop thinking about her. So much easier.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love the idea of the A's new manager Lou Brown next to a cardboard cutout of Jon Fisher. "Every time we win, we peel a section."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If that were true, why wouldn't "they" use HAARP to send tornadoes to the red counties in TX, guarantee a new blue state, and make it almost impossible for Trump to win?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure that chainsaw is in there deep before even trying to pull the cord.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you need to amend that statement with "youth slang." Almost every group and organization has slang, usually to signal to one another that they are members of the same in group. Masons do it, Nazis do it, even hard-core football fans do it. In those groups, members of all ages understand the slang.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0