Sortofhuman

1659 pts · July 31, 2014


Yesss?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be the last gum drop

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buttered toast

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m actually impressed. How did he figure out this method? Does he press the button with his tongue? I want to learn, yah know for reasons.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Broth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see that you are a true fan

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love that she points telling him to leave and he understands. Just walks away like “oh okay I guess I’ll go”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Young ziploc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I order one?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the spider one! "Viola" as its setting a spider back down

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else take lamictal (without having a super bad reaction) & believe their hair is falling out? I could swear I'm losing my hair!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poisy ivy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grass stains. Grass stains everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching that made me yawn

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The older dog looks so offended by their lack of professional decorum

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched that motorcycle video game one wayyyyy longer than I should have before I realized it was a loop

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I should not have laughed at this. But I laughed at this

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Rooty-Tooty-Point-N-Shooty

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cats just have no concept of personal space. It cracks me up

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

This guy shouldn't keep his talent "bottled up" like that....

10 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 2

I'm not sure if those lesions are considered oral or genital herpes Either way don't....put your....Dick in it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disney is giving me unrealistic expectations again. How will I ever get a beautiful counter balance system like Ariel?!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hey guys do you see that stupid fuck filming us?!" .... "who?" "What?" "Where" "why?"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just what I need...more sex toys.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Upset the giant didn't squash the car and it's driver for being so unbelievably terrible at parallel parking.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

ATHF

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you though :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0