Sorrywrongnumberagain

7186 pts ยท August 22, 2016


be excellent to each other!

I love that saying!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too good

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Waiting for my final decree papers to be drawn up as we speak.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You got a good job so you can afford it. It's only going to be 13 years worth of it" FML

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You got cheated on don't make a big deal about it. Be a man about it. Oh, and I'm going to need $1600 a month for child support"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then after all that, except being tall, she fucks the neighbor because it was "new and interesting"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out on Monday my wife has been fucking our neighbor for 6 months. We have 3 kids.....fuck

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy (and I mean this) SHIT!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mean while Abbot is ahead in the polls against O'Roke. Proof that no matter what people will vote with their party lines.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you got to say please

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My supervisor would have told me to go "Remind him" not to do that again. And then take away my work chair again. Cause I'm "Not doing my

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing left

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Fuck that first summer I guess

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah I just moved out...at 18 but still terrified...self made man...my brothers can't say the same. Still love her though

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok..i.....I guess

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn I'm glad to be out of selfie nation

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biden has sent these fish to take our minds off the big problem of socialist rule that he wants to impose! Wake up sheepeoplefishy somethin

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The legends are true!

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I drink your milkshake!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually....well shit

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Idk but my wife has had so much of my DNA in her she might be my sister now

4 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Agree. I get my ass kicked at work all day, but I still wouldn't want to contend with what my wife does. She is the real worker.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"President Biden"

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

F A C K Y O U

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Cruz for sure. Texas needs better. He needs to resign

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