MRW my wife asks me to take out the trash.
Get that parkour!!
MRW my wife asks me to fold clothes.
MRW I opened Imgur today.
MRW I realize that I've just missed my second cake day in a row.
Imgur, wat do?
Well ExcuuUUuuse me, princess.
Local School Board candidate's unintended ad placement just got him my vote.
Southern Kitty Don't Talk Good-Pretty
No sleep and too much caffeine make OP something something.
Roger Stone after being indicted.