Cute little pupper giving me a big old smile

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I help

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731

Want some fries with that burn?

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0

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Danka good

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This guy is the most Santa santa I've ever seen or heard of. Absolute respect for making a kids last moment on earth memorable.

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445

KFC advertising their new cauliflower bum burgers.

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2512

The Glasgow/Edinburgh divide in one tweet

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508

Is the cow going to be ok?

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457

MRW I'm ordering pizza in line with my girlfriend for us at the local take away and they ask me if I want to upgrade to extra large.

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Massive fire in Glasgow last night.

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2279

Back my day...

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226

When you check your phone at 3 in the morning with full brightness

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1

541

Kentucky Fried Trolling

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MRW I sit on a toilet seat that's warm

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2

495

Don't get high on your own supply

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Best secret santa I've seen

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2214

Sir Roger Moore has die, aged 89, his family announces.

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171

Ever get that feeling you're being watched?

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