Solstan

5683 pts ยท February 7, 2017


Just a man trying to make his way in the universe.

If your "meme" is an article and your title is the headline and your caption is also the headline then fuck you

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only gentiles will understand

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Choose*

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, but in those last 20+ years I've never even considered messing with someone's food

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah the first couple vids like this were morbidly entertaining, but now its exhausting and disappointing

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The raw strength of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secrets of a hundred campaigns.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch matt damon's snl sketch for the highlights of the hearing

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always see that "no mic can't hear you" gesture as his single most respectful and human moment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone did in 2016 I believe

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Neat. Now I want to watch "once upon a time in mexico"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nooo you should be saving them til you have enough bloodleaf to make squirrel soup

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta live long enough to upload your consciousness into skyrim

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chernobl on HBO

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Carrie Coon

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DO NOT let the reassurances of the last couple days make you complacent! You still need to vote!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you know about the tweetle beetles?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We can surely break this log but what we really need is a small fire nearby for added flavor"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little salami is ok too

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoamahgudbebeeoryooaroight?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

!!!lla'y snippoP yraM m'I

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats are you guys in the store and you don't work for a couple of hours and you don't have to drop off my new job is to provide cash

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP was like, "

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...false nose? No.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does one get paid in USD but get allotted fuel in liters?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the coffee cup salute?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that quote is attributed to Yogi Berra, Niles was quoting him

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Domestic. Terrorism.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Sorry I know that's not your middle name

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks like a human in 1970s special effects makeup

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0