47018 pts ยท January 26, 2012
I hate cats.
God damn, kids are expensive.
"What breed is that?" "Oh, it's a Bulldozer."
He's clearly been drinking.
It's a dick in a box.
Thanks for your serious reply to my sarcastic comment I made over two years ago. It definitely wasn't wasted effort.
This comment is brilliant.
I stuck a flathead screwdriver in between the cork and bottle the other day and that did the trick.
"You're next cat." - Greg Focker.
Black belt Vs. business casual.
Comment written over black background.
I always knew the tooth fairy spread herpes.
That shadowy figure in the window says otherwise.
I prefer coitus.
I have the same problem with my girlfriend's vagina.
His knees have taken more of a beating than Rihanna during her time with Chris Brown.
His knees must be ruined.
I'd take her fishing.
This is the last picture ever taken of this man.
That poor woman... that poor SLUT kidnapped herself.
"My work here is finished." - The Joker
Don't fall asleep on your stomach or you'll wake up with a woody.
I think he was doing number 6 while writing number 7 and was like fuck it.
His chest looks like Robin William's knuckles.
Maybe you should find a new hobby...like running.
FXX*
I initially thought it was Kristen Stewart, but the smile is a dead give away that my initial thought was simply incorrect.
"Not much, ate a surplus of bacon."
Very Cute. However, that rug really ties the room together, so I hope she's potty trained.
That's a perfectly acceptable idea, until it's time to empty the vacuum.
Or he's doing the moonwalk and you're opposite of correct.
God damn, kids are expensive.
"What breed is that?" "Oh, it's a Bulldozer."
He's clearly been drinking.
It's a dick in a box.
Thanks for your serious reply to my sarcastic comment I made over two years ago. It definitely wasn't wasted effort.
This comment is brilliant.
I stuck a flathead screwdriver in between the cork and bottle the other day and that did the trick.
"You're next cat." - Greg Focker.
Black belt Vs. business casual.
Comment written over black background.
I always knew the tooth fairy spread herpes.
That shadowy figure in the window says otherwise.
I prefer coitus.
I have the same problem with my girlfriend's vagina.
His knees have taken more of a beating than Rihanna during her time with Chris Brown.
His knees must be ruined.
I'd take her fishing.
This is the last picture ever taken of this man.
That poor woman... that poor SLUT kidnapped herself.
"My work here is finished." - The Joker
Don't fall asleep on your stomach or you'll wake up with a woody.
I think he was doing number 6 while writing number 7 and was like fuck it.
His chest looks like Robin William's knuckles.
Maybe you should find a new hobby...like running.
FXX*
I initially thought it was Kristen Stewart, but the smile is a dead give away that my initial thought was simply incorrect.
"Not much, ate a surplus of bacon."
Very Cute. However, that rug really ties the room together, so I hope she's potty trained.
That's a perfectly acceptable idea, until it's time to empty the vacuum.
Or he's doing the moonwalk and you're opposite of correct.