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5062 pts ยท April 28, 2015


My brother stepped in a buried (but very hot) firepit in the beach, and none of the adults cared until, weeeeeell... yes, the hospital happened.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Neat how color wasn't invented yet in 95

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

"Nevermind, I figured it out! :D"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen a dog tilt its head back more than ninety degrees, I have no idea where "dogs cannot look up" comes from.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6000 people all sharing one road sounds like weaponized traffic

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats hate doors

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats bring snacks. Oliver has learned that you do not eat mice and you do drink tea

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he get custom agents? I thought the agency just supplied the same guys to whoever.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is, eventually they'll peck their way through and get their food

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought they meant projecting outwards or something

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"His pupils look long"?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a comb-over

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Do we have any details on the "rid the air of perceived pollutants"?

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I think I'm seeing some kinda veggie, too

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of things you can't do for XYZ reason, but you can do for "no" reason

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also people get mad at you when they can't fix you, so pretending not to have a problem skips a lot of hassle

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly sure pudding is already not vegan

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's on purpose; if you know the SCP foundation exists at all, they're not hiding from you

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

... and you have 100k on cash on you, hmm?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this not a special effect? How's it going through all that without taking damage?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I didn't flinch

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Had a cop speed right up behind me, pull an inch from my bumper, and aggressively swerve side to side for ten seconds, then speed past

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's always the question, isn't it?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

It knows fingers go by fingers but it doesn't know how to count

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read wallmart and hoped

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, dorito is getting more eager as that shadow stretches

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they're legally required to cave in to law enforcement, so will their replacements

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So supply exceeded demand, and yet the price did not drop. Hmm.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0