SoftSmoothLips

9075 pts ยท November 9, 2015


This is where I share, show, and express my naughty side.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, please rate my aim."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the flour seems like the lesser of two weevils.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I would have just poured a soda on her head. I don't care. Ignorant cunts like that deserve it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

This is the master bait that keeps me coming here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you crazy? You could die of carbon dioxide poisoning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is visible in my username, you dumb fuck. Also, you're not wrong. I am probably nearly as dumb as you. And also a sarcastic cunt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your accuracy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I'm a sarcastic cunt. Can't you fucking read? Illiteracy isn't technically a disease.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, and they are showing the boobs. They are showing them what good cosplay really is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've decided that I want my super power to be taking illness from good people and giving it to useless oxygen wasters like you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Never, because it's rude and grounds for being banned from attending conventions. They do maintain blacklists.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It spit it out because there was kale in that barrel.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Michigan... oh, never mind.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Harry Baggins and the Fellowship of the Sorcerer's Stone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Flint? So it was made of lead?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's called The Loin King. "Hakuna my tatas, baby."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come on, there's at least 300W worth of files and/or programs in there.

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

You give him his goddamn voice back!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe a little fist bumping then? Come on... come on... *waggles fist*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like, in YOUR endo. Am I right? HIGH FIVE

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

By a bunch of strangers, without lube, on the internet. Damn.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You either die in usersub or your post lives long enough to become the front page shitpost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Dankening is upon us, as was foretold in the ancient prophecy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, and I've seen oodles of noodles.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because you are clearly a mallardjusted individual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like the cut of your jib.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0