Snowf1ake

1795 pts ยท March 15, 2016


"But if I should fall today, Then know that I won't die alone" - Colm McGuiness, To the Eye We Shall Return

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donald "Grab em by the Pussy" Trump?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, her music isn't to my taste, but she seems like a wonderful person.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But the greyhound also has brakes.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do you own an Australian person?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of the vid where the ball chucker caught the ball when the ball hitter hit it straight at him and there was the little "Did you catch that?" interaction. (Sorry, I don't know the correct terms for these players.)

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

r/nothingeverhappens

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah exactly. He put his money where his tiny mouth was.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lizard bear

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the FUCK is a sesame?!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trump's not the problem. He's the dancing monkey distracting you while someone else steals your wallet. Hell, I'd be surprised if he finishes out this term with suffering some "accident" that puts Vance in charge.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I doubt this will catch on.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a phenomenal episode. I'm loving Ncuti as the Doctor.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, all you 2A people, this is what all the kids in schools died for. Your tyranny is here.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter. It was funny.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That'd do it.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Mechanical self-fornicating" is excellent song writing.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the star of the best fight scene in all of cinema in They Live.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are people using "drug" as the past tense of drag? It's dragged. You were dragged away. You may have been drugged at the same time, but that's none of my business.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst thing about the internet is finding out your sense of humour is not as original as you thought. The best thing is finding out you are absolutely as funny as you think.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh man, if there's one sure fire way to stop people online spreading a joke it's to ask them to stop spreading it.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dog swallowed a phone and is getting a call.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the pheromone for "Pivot!"?

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Yes sir, the Frank family are in the attic of that building there."

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I hope they wore brown pants with their brown shirts.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"He really does love me. He won't hurt me this time."

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0