Not to brag but Sarah once rated me 6 bananas. If you take a screenshot of this profile and get it to the front page then good for fuckin' you.
Not to brag but Sarah once rated me 6 bananas. If you take a screenshot of this profile and get it to the front page then good for fuckin' you.
That's me reaching to hit Snooze every morning.
Well, who else would be in a position to know better?
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You can't "tell" Republicans that Trump is unpopular.
I know, I've done it! Just once in college. It paid $14/hour which was an insane amount of money back then.
Security cameras in which 99.9% of the footage gets overwritten but if something funny happens and you realize it in time you can save a snippet. Same reason some of us are filming in our cars.
The dragon is wearing a jacket and scarf the entire time in public which means this is nude modeling.
#4 And what will I find at the rapy?
I bet those taste great if you don't think about them too much.
The glove was to protect his hand, not to protect the food.
For anyone having a hard time cognitively process this, I offer you this information: TMZ is not good because TMZ has no morals or ethics. TMZ is only interested in what gets headlines. So they are not the good guys in this one instance or doing a good thing in this instance. They are doing something to get headlines that happens to align with our interests.
The loop in the thumbnail is very funny.
I feel like there's another edition.
I stand corrected on the Pinocchio bit, not sure why I was so short sighted as to not realize Pinocchio is public domain (probably because the image used is from the Disney movie). But again, Donkey would most likely have mentioned the island a couple times. And the "somehow escaped" part is still sketchy. Also I get annoyed with any theory of "hey, this animal is in two different movies. It must be the same animal!" It's so lazy.
Here's one my friend and I came up with after staying up all night for some reason that may or may not have involved drugs and then watching Looney Tunes: Sylvester is the cat who hunts Tweetie Bird. But the cat who hunts the mouse/kangaroo is never named. His son is actually Sylvester who shared his father's obsession for hunting and adopted his lisp when he grew up.
Also Shrek and Pinnochio are two different cinematic Universes. Also Donkey wouldn't mention the island a single time in four movies? And that last sentence is super "somehow Palpatine returned" energy.
Here's a theory: Two similar animals are the same animals except for the plethora of differences. I will be taking no questions.
You mean you want me to READ my TV?
Where does the fox scratch? Itchy itchy itch-ho! Itchy itchy itch-ho!
How do you fwak a pussy?
They are side characters, only making appearances in the beginning and the end. They have a lot more screen time in the first movie which is also a good movie so watch that one and go to YouTube to get all their clips from the second one. But the second one is mostly Vanellope saying "hey cool, this is what I want to do" and Ralph saying "but I'm too short sighted to see how that benefits me" and then hijinx around that weak-ass plot.
Does Trump stand for these meetings any more? Does he stand at all?
Drug dealers do use my tax dollars to get benefits. But so do single moms, struggling parents, fathers who got laid off and can't get a job, families trying to survive after generations of inability to escape their station, elderly people with no family to take care of them, chronically ill people who can't work, and a plethora of other people who desperately need it. I'm not going to suggest burning the entire program down because some people take advantage of it. That's fucking stupid.
Disclaimer: I have never fostered a dog but I would surely be a failed foster so I have no idea how easy or hard it would be to let go. I imagine it's hard a first because you don't want to let go but gets easier as you keep doing it because you realize you're helping a dog to find a forever home where it can be loved.
Fuck My Vagina?
Fuckin' spoilers!
At least you farted, my friend. I waited in line 3 hours in my tiny red town to vote for Obama in his second election. I knew it was for nothing because A) my town was very red and Obama was going to lose and B) my state is very blue and Obama would win it any way. Both things turned out to be true. But I farted, just like you did. We all need to fart together and keep on farting.
Doesn't matter because not enough people turned out for Harris in 2024.
There's a very prominent Netflix documentary about this exact thing.
#8 My son was in soccer which was fun but once we went to an after-game BBQ at the house of one of the other parents and for me it was hell on Earth.