English, old, bored. Been working on the London Underground since 1983. You’d think there would be funny stories. You’d be wrong. Took early retirement in December 2021, just in time for another recession. Yay. Never felt happier in my entire life.
English, old, bored. Been working on the London Underground since 1983. You’d think there would be funny stories. You’d be wrong. Took early retirement in December 2021, just in time for another recession. Yay. Never felt happier in my entire life.
How does she skate in *those* heels?
Carry on, Darling.
It’s a dilDO, not a dilDON’T.
Gradually.
Yes - Kevin Weisman.
#6 *bat* is a wonderful onomatopoeia.
“Oh, I'm getting it wrong again, aren't I? I'm always doing that. So many mouths.”
Donald.
MY FACE! THE THING SHOUTING AT YOU - SHOOT IT!
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY!
Oh lovely - a nautical nope-rope.
That’s madness.
O.o
Obviously a man. /s
That’s VoicePlay, an a capella group based in Florida. Love their stuff.
Problem is, in English, we have the word “nark,” which is slang for informer, stoolie, whatever. The two are often confused over here, due to the proliferation of US shows, and the gradual dying out of traditional uk street/prison slangs.
Bestiality…
Do you know how long it took me to 1-up all those posts? Stop being so interesting, damn you!
Ha! Thanks again :)
Ignore me, I’m a reply, not a comment.
Sigh, my reply turned into a new comment. Basically, thanks for the awesome kingfisher gif!
I love kingfishers, yet I’ve never actually seen one in the wild. Now I’m retired, I’m hoping to tick this off my list!
There's nothing we cannae get in or oot of.'
'Except maybe pubs,' said Big Yan.
'Oh, aye,' said Rob Anybody cheerfully. 'Gettin' oot o' pubs sometimes causes us a cerrrtain amount o' difficulty, I'll grant ye that.'
Female Athlete Project? FAP?
I’m from ‘63 - get fucked, the lot of ye.
If you want to lean and fart, the last thing you want is a simple stool.
Must be good - it’s been in the pipeline for a while.
Good lord, that skirt’s barely hiding her saddle!