20352 pts · May 18, 2017
No touchy da fish!
You fucking fuck
Me with my limp weiner. “See baby, I told you I can get an erection”
Are your dreams filled with swords? (I’ve long been astounded at the never ending depths of your creativity)
Seems irresponsible. The kid didn’t even have a cig hanging out their mouth to calm their nerves.
Where. Are. The. DICKSSSS!!
Ahh, so it’s in original condition
Damn, can’t imagine how your breath smelled after years of kissing his ass
Eww. That dress is wrinkled
He was talking about your BOOBS
There they ask you to (A.) not roll down the window in the bison enclosure and (B.) not even stop the car, just keep moving.
#15
You take that back or I will cheese scissor you!
What a shithole
Backshots on that backstitching
I looked it up. Means having a persistent erection. So essentially just saying that Toad must have a boner while pressed up against her tush.
Talk to Dewey. He knows more about it.
AI
Cant tell if he’s peeking
Just say you have diarrhea. No one will ask follow up questions. Add a fart for good measure.
Prison pocket
No touchy da fish!
You fucking fuck
Me with my limp weiner. “See baby, I told you I can get an erection”
Are your dreams filled with swords? (I’ve long been astounded at the never ending depths of your creativity)
Seems irresponsible. The kid didn’t even have a cig hanging out their mouth to calm their nerves.
Where. Are. The. DICKSSSS!!
Ahh, so it’s in original condition
Damn, can’t imagine how your breath smelled after years of kissing his ass
Eww. That dress is wrinkled
He was talking about your BOOBS
There they ask you to (A.) not roll down the window in the bison enclosure and (B.) not even stop the car, just keep moving.
#15
You take that back or I will cheese scissor you!
What a shithole
Backshots on that backstitching
I looked it up. Means having a persistent erection. So essentially just saying that Toad must have a boner while pressed up against her tush.
Talk to Dewey. He knows more about it.
AI
Cant tell if he’s peeking
Just say you have diarrhea. No one will ask follow up questions. Add a fart for good measure.
Prison pocket