Snark42

15019 pts ยท November 30, 2012


"Are these appropriate pants to walk in?"

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After you shower dry your hair until it's still slightly damp (not too wet). Get a few squirms out of the beard boom and rub into your hair (I use the same aggressive motion I use when shampooing my hair). Then tossle and adjust your hair how you want it. Then go about your day for the next 30 minutes. Then squish your hair a bit to decrunch

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yo quiero Taco Bell!"....."Uh-oh, I think I need a bigger box."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such an excellent display of situational awareness, from someone who has need of it.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sadface

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Rudder to trouble

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it!

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I did the same! I randomly bought it in a tiny bookstore on a whim.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Faith of the Fallen is my favourite.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ballroom blitz!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Cluck Norris

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's this peculiar new invention called the "Wheel" you might find interesting.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That sounds like a badass Muai Thai gang name.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been summoned.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"....I forgot them at home."

"Bull****! Get on the bus!"

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did you hear "Yanny" or "Laurel"?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So it's basically a user guide on how it works?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Should be pine

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*wood'nt do that if I was yew

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Anyone tries to play it off as sarcasm/joke/pretend, remind them that this isn't a laughing matter. This is very serious. People in positions of power need to choose their words and actions wisely, as they carry a lot more weight.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially after a bad roll, in which the fates have decided against you. Don't let fate decide your fate!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would you like to know more?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gorangit!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the Cant

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good old processing fees.......

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This looks like a good place to stand......

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not donating a cent to help a Grocery stores marketing branch out. "We helped raise...."

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I wonder what kind of work the Vampireapologist and the Seagull were working on.....

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0