Smoochy

2516 pts ยท June 4, 2016


That lawn, though.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I blame your parents.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was in a motorcycle accident 17 years ago. Stretched my Brachial Plexus nerve bundle in shoulder. Left my right arm paralyzed. Good luck.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Defend yourself at all times."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought at first, too. Apparently, emo kids signing outside some girl's window is a fairly common theme.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually how cable started way back in the day.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was literally thinking the same thing. Same sandwiches and all.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And porn stars.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aurreld

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That costs extra.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was at CotA this past weekend! I was there!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoochy*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

terrific (adj.) 1660s, "frightening," from Latin terrificus "causing terror or fear, frightful," from terrere "fill with fear"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still no idea who this is.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or their drifting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all pay for it. One way or another.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at all the Pan Am pilots. Pan Am went out of business in 1991.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Vasectomy is way better than pills. 1 surgery, 30 minutes, under $1k usually. No having to remember to take pills, or crazy mood swings.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have some exciting news for you about a little new diddy called a vasectomy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to a movie called Old School.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't the slightest idea. :|

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supercharger.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old School is a movie starring Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn. It was a reference to that movie.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

New phone who dis?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a fan of Old School?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can pick up one OTD for low 60s in the States.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*Shrug* 650HP is loud.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0