Smmack

210 pts ยท December 26, 2015


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20 years huh? Guess I'm gonna be here for a while

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surveillance cam looks more like a guy holding a camera out the window. But hey ho, guess they've got jobs for everything in China.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see this get done.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen this house before. I think it's one you can pay to pretend you live there. It has a lift for cars but not people.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was just weirded out by op having a camera in his crotch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned my lesson after the shitty icon update. Is there a way to ban an app from updating or do I have to keep ignoring all my updates?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/75% of marriages fail. Worst thing you can do is marry your first in tunnel vision and have a mediocre marriage. Go until you are 40 dude.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People fall for the best they have. At 21 there's not much experience to choose from. If you date others and realize she was better go back/

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Old air and heat in a crowded space for hours.. the tube's almost got me a few times. Although it always smells like old ham.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what Canada is like on the daily?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't say I've ever agreed with trump before. But we should definitely go back to stranding all criminals on random countries we own.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the 5 year old girl hairstyle to scare the turtle off?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist. This is a raspberry pi advert.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are those like protein cookies. Shit just tastes like raw protein powder but the gym nerds get off on the stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you've got a sense of humor most girls don't actually mind you asking.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Try deliveroo. I swear those guys ride down one way roads and sidewalks just to try and hit pedestrians.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just a guess but I think a Simpsons episode originally posted it. Hope this helped you out, Op.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm aware. Snappy dogs are green so this is probably a different and completely safe animal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the same way. I know I can do it if I keep trying to let people in. But man it's hard when you're a super introvert.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 when all I can think of is "hello my honey, hello my darling, hello my rag time gal". How long until I forget that old ass meme.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would've been better if it just said. Donkey!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My ex said I never took risks. Between this and having strangers stand behind me on a train platform. This is why I never leave the house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Kylo tall or is Harry short? I need to know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.. i am also typing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is her doing this to an 18 wheeler could cause a serious accident. Making her spin out was probably the best thing to do here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is dangerous. You need to leave the house when a dognado forms and take it for a damn walk.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Involve the police. Chances are this isn't the first or last time he'll be a piece of shit. Some people won't be as lenient as you've been.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I still can't draw?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These things are proof that Harry Potter is real.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0