Smidgeface

1273 pts · January 10, 2014


Tree Hugger, Crazy Cat Lady, Bird Nerd.

Southern Tier Warlock (pumpkin) Imperial Stout was my favorite.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alcohol is a socially acceptable, Easily obtainable, Highly addictive substance so yes, A lot of people struggle with it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the US it's up to the customers to voluntarily help make up for the shitty wages that wait staff receives. Not mandatory but appreciated.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, That's not how it works. You belong to the kitten now.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One sauce for each nugget?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because real life happens.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

❤️

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a Walrus.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I used to read a lot when I was younger. Now I have adult induced lazy-mush brain.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes. Did you not attend public grade school in the U.S.?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I had gotten another when my cat was younger. Now I don't think he'd tolerate another cat in HIS house; and he hates dogs too. :(

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but take the tin foil hat off first.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good thing you got the vaccine then. The outcome of a strain that severe could have been much, much worse.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a Yellow Jacket nest near my deck one Summer. They never really bothered me unless I was eating or drinking something fruity outside.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't force your territorial animals to sit near eachother for your facebook photo, you cunt.

7 years ago | Likes 448 Dislikes 10

I like people sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh. I shit in the woods a few times a year because I spend a lot of time out there. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are people doing this other than at bars?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the case for many but not for all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but the point is that most of these things could have been done in safer, less possible-deathy ways.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Mine stopped licking himself, shot me a dirty look, then went back to licking himself.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was Sylvanas's sexual orientation ever really implied, though?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no flesh left on it so whatever it smells like is probably not that pungent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do if I don't have a block of cheese to eat half of instead.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, If a shark did eat that it would not have ended well for either of them. :/

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I always bring a couple jugs of water with a spigot, soap, and wash cloths when I camp at festivals so I can at least take a sponge bath.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0