Smartzombie

5072 pts · February 11, 2013


hmm, now i understand why planes are so expensive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go hike! Its being lonely but you can sell it as "adventurous"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But money makes unhappiness a whole lat more manageable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be on railroad tracks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to be on the "fuck with the robots trying to learn" team

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this once when my family locked the keys in the condo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let everyone else freak you out. A 600 is fine to start on. You have the throttle so you have control.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where do you work for BNSF?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 1.5 hours start to finish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About 1.5 hours from start to finish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The preheating and thermite allow the 2 pieces to become 1 piece of metal on an atomic level.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's safe. Just don't knock it over.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it still goes clickety clack. It just means the train can go faster.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yes this is the standard way to attach 2 pieces of rail.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JIM RAYNOR!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They just have to worry about other animals the evolved entirely to kill them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Microsoft will fix it. Fill out a form, then send you a box, get yours back in a few weeks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You say that like it's a bad thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sister got a little cross necklace and it drastically increased tips when waitressing

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Now it's the opposite. My statistics class is "plug it into the premade calculator equations"

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

That's because Dr. Pepper sells the bottling rights to whichever company it wants for that area.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, it wasn't a great movie anyways, autism or not.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an eagle scout planning a merit badge camp, girl scout activities suck.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Usually girls don't wanna hike on a first date. He may be a murderer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a multi episode version of Jerry Springer

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For only 3 hours of cooking! Sign me up!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Though it is cringy, I too would like to turn into Charazard. Being a mothafuckin dragon.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

SUPER HOT 1000° ROCKET KNIFE VS SILLY STRING!!! DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! please like and subscribe.

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Ah! Just what I was looking for!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. No one on here likes classic cars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0