Smartcom5

144 pts · February 22, 2014


Isn't that just a firefox?!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

… and so did Hitler.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you ain't doing so each and every day of your lives together? It's called LOVE. ♥

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 'pleased to life', sweetie. ♥

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? The thing about some genocide? Well … To be fair, neither do the Turks.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yup, a family car when it starts and morphs into a roadster later on! xD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't've fit the British humour, you at least got Trumps retarded brother instead; Boris Johnson

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gosh, are you guys even lurking here?! That's our colourful basement already ffs!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 so, stepping out of a rolling car (while being even retarded enough to film it). … oh, wait! It doesn't at all, since people are stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, since drive manuals completely prevents stupid people to do retarded things like that ''In My Feelings Challenge' … 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. What we need is something like a savvy-police – who's allowed to beat the shit out of STUPID people who act dangerously careless!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Glad it's working the other way around. ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… or someone else's.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

… NOT distinguishable from everything else being meant serious – but give people a hard time to figure out IF it was meant ironically.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

… being ironic if you have to mark it in the place for people to even get it being meant ironically. The whole point of irony IS to be … 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, thank you! As if a /s wouldn't be insulting enough to savvy, it just fucking invalidates every goddamn intention of something … 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Incredible observing, Sherlock!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What happened 11 years 4 months and two weeks ago?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Whiskas

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here, count me in too. -.-

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's kitties WITH titties ffs!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

. !

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who plays that other ship game anyway?! We have Warthunder! ♥

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Those are just compound-words. Those (e.g. star + fish -> starfish) are not portmanteaus.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Isn't a portmanteau when two words with similar sounds get smashed together into a new one? E.g. smog, being a combination of smoke and fog.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Engelbert Strauss!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0