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2684 pts ยท June 20, 2012


I don't like cats...don't assume.

Grew up in Spokane, the beauty in that area is overlooked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are setting your kid up for life long disappointment when people don't do amazing shit for her birthday.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The galaxy is in his eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Peen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All carbs and sugar....healthy? No.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We have all been there!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this is more an evolution of your eyebrows.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tacoma narrows....the mismatched bridge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got my own well, wouldn't do a thing to my bills...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is why I'm a pediatric nurse, so much less gross.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adorable!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to need a bit more explanation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably dick pics

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I work at the same hospital and know her, she's 90.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know her, she's an amazingly sweet lady.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just seems easier to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like my toilet paper this way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I work in a Children's hospital. This kind of stuff happens all the time, it's not a rare occurrence. I love seeing what we do for kids.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, you are correct. It's always a good satire read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I may have a girl crush on you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking EPIC...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never checked my inbox since I'm always mobile....just did...dick pics. Dick pics everywhere. Cool, no problem here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a nurse, this makes me excited!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My breast reduction surgery changed my life so much for the better. Those things were a pain, literally.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 5

I see what you did there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beer is actually fine for horses so I'm sure hard cider is fine. Cute horse!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More choppiness please. ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went and saw Spirit by myself in the theater and bawled like a baby...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard I scared the shit out of newborn who was breastfeeding and he almost ripped my nipple off...still hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0