MRW one of my friends is telling someone else something funny i did
I have severe depression, so its kind of an accomplishment
MRW im about 5 minutes in to pornhub and chill
MRW someone asks me what do i think about the movie the exorsist
MRW someone ask me if im holding a fucking bible
MRW someone ask me to do my impression of the munchkins from the wizard of oz
Ba Dum Tiss *OC ...... wait is it OC if you use a meme, but made the joke yourself? someone enlighten me
MRW ive gained a few and am trying to get my pants over my butt
MRW my friend is doing a cross word and axe for a 5 letter word that means to strike forcefully that starts with a W
MRW i go to the doctor for constipation and he ask me what my problem is
MRW my older brother and his friends were playing video games and wouldnt let me play
MRW i finally made the FP after saying User sub is where its at!
MRW I go anywhere
MRW i get money on my bday
you will take this hand and you will like it!!!
MRW when buds asked me what i did all weekend
OH, pics of yourself in your undies? well here you go.....
MRW im trying my hardest to get my wife to........arrive
oh my
MRW i see Tom Bradys wife
To everyone who Upvotes in usersub
MRW i searched for DICK BUTT gifs, instead of DICKBUTT gifs
MRW my friends ask me to play Kings Circle or Pong
MRW my kids want to eat cereal for supper
Short stories by Jack Handy.....
MRW im trying to push out a stubborn turd
MRW the wife says her parents are stopping by
MRW someone ask me what Stephen King movies ive saw
MRW im browsing user sub and ive had a few drinks and everything is funny
damnit babou
MRW i go somewhere with my friend and she starts talking to people i dont know
its not racist if its true
when me and my bud spot the same hot chick
MRW i take a dump so massive i have to look at my own work
Short stories by Jack Handy.....
MRW my wife asks me what im going to do to her in bed later
MRW im browsing usersub late at night
MRW when a female coworker wants me to drop what im doing to come lift something heavy for her
Short stories by Jack handy
MRW someone ask me why i want to visit Colorado so damn bad
mrw im asked to cook anything not involving the microwave
MRW someone i cant stand makes a joke
Its 11 months away, but this is the gif i will be using on my cake day
mrw someone asks who said the secret word
MRW someone ask me what my favorite Shirley & Co song is
MRW i need TP for my bunghole
MRW i find super hot gifs of Kari byron
MRW i went down to Georgia lookin for some souls to steal
MRW my ex drops by and says i should clean up a lil bit
Short stories by Jack Handy.....
Maybe if i shove it in her face she will touch it...... nope
When someone ask me what D&D is all about
MRW my boss is chewing me out, but murder is illegal
What i said when someone asked if a dog was a girl or boy
How i imagine everyone in states that are use to the snow