SmackGod

41387 pts ยท December 17, 2015


HI, my name is Tom and im an alcoholic....... Im just an Older millennial, so yea im completely worthless just a guy, i like stuff and things Im from Alabama, and i can spell and read, so ive got that going for me, which is nice.

MRW one of my friends is telling someone else something funny i did

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I have severe depression, so its kind of an accomplishment

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MRW im about 5 minutes in to pornhub and chill

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MRW someone asks me what do i think about the movie the exorsist

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MRW someone ask me if im holding a fucking bible

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MRW someone ask me to do my impression of the munchkins from the wizard of oz

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Ba Dum Tiss *OC ...... wait is it OC if you use a meme, but made the joke yourself? someone enlighten me

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MRW ive gained a few and am trying to get my pants over my butt

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MRW my friend is doing a cross word and axe for a 5 letter word that means to strike forcefully that starts with a W

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MRW i go to the doctor for constipation and he ask me what my problem is

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MRW my older brother and his friends were playing video games and wouldnt let me play

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MRW i finally made the FP after saying User sub is where its at!

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MRW I go anywhere

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MRW i get money on my bday

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you will take this hand and you will like it!!!

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MRW when buds asked me what i did all weekend

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OH, pics of yourself in your undies? well here you go.....

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MRW im trying my hardest to get my wife to........arrive

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oh my

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MRW i see Tom Bradys wife

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To everyone who Upvotes in usersub

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MRW i searched for DICK BUTT gifs, instead of DICKBUTT gifs

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MRW my friends ask me to play Kings Circle or Pong

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MRW my kids want to eat cereal for supper

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Short stories by Jack Handy.....

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MRW im trying to push out a stubborn turd

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MRW the wife says her parents are stopping by

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MRW someone ask me what Stephen King movies ive saw

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MRW im browsing user sub and ive had a few drinks and everything is funny

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damnit babou

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MRW i go somewhere with my friend and she starts talking to people i dont know

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its not racist if its true

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when me and my bud spot the same hot chick

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MRW i take a dump so massive i have to look at my own work

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Short stories by Jack Handy.....

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MRW my wife asks me what im going to do to her in bed later

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MRW im browsing usersub late at night

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MRW when a female coworker wants me to drop what im doing to come lift something heavy for her

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Short stories by Jack handy

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MRW someone ask me why i want to visit Colorado so damn bad

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mrw im asked to cook anything not involving the microwave

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MRW someone i cant stand makes a joke

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Its 11 months away, but this is the gif i will be using on my cake day

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mrw someone asks who said the secret word

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MRW someone ask me what my favorite Shirley & Co song is

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MRW i need TP for my bunghole

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MRW i find super hot gifs of Kari byron

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MRW i went down to Georgia lookin for some souls to steal

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MRW my ex drops by and says i should clean up a lil bit

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Short stories by Jack Handy.....

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Maybe if i shove it in her face she will touch it...... nope

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When someone ask me what D&D is all about

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MRW my boss is chewing me out, but murder is illegal

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What i said when someone asked if a dog was a girl or boy

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How i imagine everyone in states that are use to the snow

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