Slyprophet

144 pts ยท January 23, 2014


My dog is starting to have trouble getting up the stairs. That last picture made me cry

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the visual representation of an acid panic attack to me.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I read that title and immediately panicked that a dog was gonna get attacked by this dinosaur.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These all sound like plague inc. news alerts.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recognize this level from trials

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed this almost completely stopped for me after becoming sexually active. Before that i could get it so bad id have to lay down lmao.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those ones wont leave bullet sized holes in my skin if they sting me right? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there another kind of giant hornet in Chicago? because we had them at my work and had to get them removed.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a college kid, you wish that would wake me up at 7 am

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We lure you into a false sense of security. Then we just dumpster all over your life.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

When you eat too much spicy food and finally get to the bathroom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's just my level range but I didn't think it was possible for two people to want to be a tank, AT THE SAME TIME, wow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have no idea what's happening.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise pussy fart!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's just moving back and forth for me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the hell is throwing onions at me?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mrw I start invading casuals in dark souls

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like the opposite of a problem

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's hiding in your bushes, Shia lebouf!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nosy little fucker aren't you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who owns a boxer, this is just how they sit comfortably in the car. Mine Rides with his arm out the window like a boss.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

His past time is kraken peanuts.....no? Okay....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crystal magic weapon has been applied

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The cockiness graphs need giant dads. the legend never dies

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0