SlowerSloth81

1348 pts · November 29, 2021


Hash tag nailed it with this answer

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Great band name?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice!
Let’s keep doing alliteration

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proving my theory over and over again.
Friend Shaped = Friend. Duh!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Wait a second…have you seen how fire my bible quotes are though???

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your cat is an old creeky door

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay so when they ask…whom shall I say informed me of this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s contacted me and I’m giving him lessons via zoom. Be prepared.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She ded. They gathered around her immediately to mourn.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was mort trying his best? I think not

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tha pain of existence! Also they’re all good boys but they are NOT the same. You can tell the golden is like: don’t lump me in with these weirdos

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s a young Red Foreman

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Condolences to your butthole. I speak from experience.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soon…I might think about contemplating to end you hooman.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a whole lot of things…good lord so many things.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kid looks like my old HR guy…weird.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don’t call me Shirley

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen you pervert…we all thought but we don’t say it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit! I was expecting some wild ass story about shitting the buildings air vent system and removing air filters to permeate the HVAC system to permanently leave the smell as a reminder

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend shaped…I’m going in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know New Asgard when I see it pal! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…yo what the fuck! Stop fooling me!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone sees this and STILL believes the earth is anywhere near being FLAT…they need to be shot into outer space without any concern for the prospect of returning. #ByeFelicia

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trust me when I say we all ignored it but we NEVER forgot it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo what the fuck?
-that one meme-

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still died actually doing what I love dammit!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please pleas please get AI to fill in the rest of this image. Lol!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0