Slopecop

2703 pts · May 22, 2017


Fine if you’re 5’ 5”. I’m 6’ 3” and TRIED to get in one at a BMW dealership in Germany. With seat all the way back, my knees hit the dash.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lap horse?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toss them with some acetone and garlic; they’ll soften right up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me guess, Florida?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you strapped a Sharpie to the bucket, I bet that operator could sign his name. Those guys and girls are artists!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shocks busted, yo.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what this bottle of sugar water needs? Fat. - Some guy in Mississippi probably.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

The musical genius who brought us the nuclear power pan-sexual roto-plooker.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His choice of hair color should have been a clue. The Bleach Bowl.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad cookies dipped in Crisco? Hard pass there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the city in Blade Runner. Cool.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copy that...Vikings fan here. All of Wisconsin will be in a funk for a week.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tool boner

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone’s got a box full of ear worms :p

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who wore it better?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Never understood how anyone finds wiener lips desirable. Personally, i find it profoundly unattractive. Boobs? Rock on!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sauce? This looks totally photoshopped. Cool, but not realistic.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that seriously where the spare is kept?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call them “Air Cookies”. My wife loves them, I think they’re horrible and taste like chemicals. Nasty.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone who thinks the name Uzzy is cool deserves to get drilled like that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you finally get the acorn plug out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FLEX TAPE!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump Tank

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dirty Harry

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I thought MY dryer was noisy!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Did that with my adult daughter today. Started with a fart, laughing ensued, wife called us disgusting, that’s when we totally lost it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

West highland terriers have a higher incidence of deafness than Dalmatians. I’ve never heard anything about the blindness you refer to.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve owned Dalmatians for 30 years. The deafness gene, while real, is tied to the gene for white hair; it’s not breed specific. 1/3

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For Dallas. SKOL!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s actually sad.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5