2703 pts · May 22, 2017
Fine if you’re 5’ 5”. I’m 6’ 3” and TRIED to get in one at a BMW dealership in Germany. With seat all the way back, my knees hit the dash.
Lap horse?
Toss them with some acetone and garlic; they’ll soften right up.
Let me guess, Florida?
If you strapped a Sharpie to the bucket, I bet that operator could sign his name. Those guys and girls are artists!
Shocks busted, yo.
You know what this bottle of sugar water needs? Fat. - Some guy in Mississippi probably.
The musical genius who brought us the nuclear power pan-sexual roto-plooker.
His choice of hair color should have been a clue. The Bleach Bowl.
Bad cookies dipped in Crisco? Hard pass there.
Reminds me of the city in Blade Runner. Cool.
Copy that...Vikings fan here. All of Wisconsin will be in a funk for a week.
Tool boner
Someone’s got a box full of ear worms :p
Who wore it better?
Never understood how anyone finds wiener lips desirable. Personally, i find it profoundly unattractive. Boobs? Rock on!
Sauce? This looks totally photoshopped. Cool, but not realistic.
Is that seriously where the spare is kept?
We call them “Air Cookies”. My wife loves them, I think they’re horrible and taste like chemicals. Nasty.
Anyone who thinks the name Uzzy is cool deserves to get drilled like that.
When you finally get the acorn plug out.
FLEX TAPE!
Trump Tank
Dirty Harry
And I thought MY dryer was noisy!
Did that with my adult daughter today. Started with a fart, laughing ensued, wife called us disgusting, that’s when we totally lost it.
West highland terriers have a higher incidence of deafness than Dalmatians. I’ve never heard anything about the blindness you refer to.
I’ve owned Dalmatians for 30 years. The deafness gene, while real, is tied to the gene for white hair; it’s not breed specific. 1/3
For Dallas. SKOL!
That’s actually sad.
Fine if you’re 5’ 5”. I’m 6’ 3” and TRIED to get in one at a BMW dealership in Germany. With seat all the way back, my knees hit the dash.
Lap horse?
Toss them with some acetone and garlic; they’ll soften right up.
Let me guess, Florida?
If you strapped a Sharpie to the bucket, I bet that operator could sign his name. Those guys and girls are artists!
Shocks busted, yo.
You know what this bottle of sugar water needs? Fat. - Some guy in Mississippi probably.
The musical genius who brought us the nuclear power pan-sexual roto-plooker.
His choice of hair color should have been a clue. The Bleach Bowl.
Bad cookies dipped in Crisco? Hard pass there.
Reminds me of the city in Blade Runner. Cool.
Copy that...Vikings fan here. All of Wisconsin will be in a funk for a week.
Tool boner
Someone’s got a box full of ear worms :p
Who wore it better?
Never understood how anyone finds wiener lips desirable. Personally, i find it profoundly unattractive. Boobs? Rock on!
Sauce? This looks totally photoshopped. Cool, but not realistic.
Is that seriously where the spare is kept?
We call them “Air Cookies”. My wife loves them, I think they’re horrible and taste like chemicals. Nasty.
Anyone who thinks the name Uzzy is cool deserves to get drilled like that.
When you finally get the acorn plug out.
FLEX TAPE!
Trump Tank
Dirty Harry
And I thought MY dryer was noisy!
Did that with my adult daughter today. Started with a fart, laughing ensued, wife called us disgusting, that’s when we totally lost it.
West highland terriers have a higher incidence of deafness than Dalmatians. I’ve never heard anything about the blindness you refer to.
I’ve owned Dalmatians for 30 years. The deafness gene, while real, is tied to the gene for white hair; it’s not breed specific. 1/3
For Dallas. SKOL!
That’s actually sad.