63152 pts · July 6, 2015
Photography fan. Gamer, movie nerd, and music lover who loves animals
Absolutely. I refuse to let my cat outside. She is too trusting of other people to defend herself. People are evil assholes
I would walk out without paying if I was served food in even half of these abominations
It’s a living thing that simultaneously resents you, yet relies on you for its survival. Like a child.
Cute. From a distance, over the internet. It’s cute from this distance.
I’m going to assume the original was meant to be satire. Because nobody would be impressed by squashing an egg
They’re uglier than most people in a lot of countries. Give them the credit they deserve. And I mean internal and external ugliness too
Woosh
Damn!
Only by blood
Name something more rewarding than the look on Stewart’s face after owning McConnell over and over and over again
*gestures broadly at everything*
This is the good kind of woke though. I don’t really like Brand’s comedy but I respect his passion and integrity for these sort of issues
Lmao. Very brave. Don’t ever fuck with the dude who can make your medical examinations very pleasant or very unpleasant. Karma is a thing
People mis-read it as the n-word and reported him so much that MS banned him until he reset his name
20 years ago I had a friend on Xbox Live, called Nigel (we’re British). He got banned from Xbox Live because his name was Big Nige
And this is why the average person’s opinion on social media should be acknowledged, and then immediately ignored. People are fucking dumb
Who’s the asshole who tried to kick the cat?
It’s so weird that the entire film can be condensed down into just a red tie and a white shirt with some red on the pocket
If elephants were the size of dogs, they’d absolutely be a valid alternative. Elephants are amazing animals
Absolutely. They’re beautiful. From a safe distance. A hungry snake that close is definitely not a safe distance for me
Venomous snakes can eat shit but snakes like this are beautiful. What an incredible animal
They could make Jimmy break character so easily. “Sean started it. He brought up Hitler. I don’t know about you but I’m on the fence”
Of course they fucking do
Incredibly talented and clever entertainer and comedian. He co-hosted several comedy shows, and was a very funny stand-up comedian
He’ll open it and there will be a sign inside that says “3-0”
I was late to the party with this show. This was the first episode I ever saw. I fucking died from laughing at that exchange
For those who haven’t seen it before - one of the most popular Sean Lock moments of all time https://youtu.be/0UGuPvrsG3E. He was a genius.
Lmao
Inappropriate? Absolutely. He would approve of it unconditionally though
You monster. Give that puppy treats and a belly rub right goddamn now
Absolutely. I refuse to let my cat outside. She is too trusting of other people to defend herself. People are evil assholes
I would walk out without paying if I was served food in even half of these abominations
It’s a living thing that simultaneously resents you, yet relies on you for its survival. Like a child.
Cute. From a distance, over the internet. It’s cute from this distance.
I’m going to assume the original was meant to be satire. Because nobody would be impressed by squashing an egg
They’re uglier than most people in a lot of countries. Give them the credit they deserve. And I mean internal and external ugliness too
Woosh
Damn!
Only by blood
Name something more rewarding than the look on Stewart’s face after owning McConnell over and over and over again
*gestures broadly at everything*
This is the good kind of woke though. I don’t really like Brand’s comedy but I respect his passion and integrity for these sort of issues
Lmao. Very brave. Don’t ever fuck with the dude who can make your medical examinations very pleasant or very unpleasant. Karma is a thing
People mis-read it as the n-word and reported him so much that MS banned him until he reset his name
20 years ago I had a friend on Xbox Live, called Nigel (we’re British). He got banned from Xbox Live because his name was Big Nige
And this is why the average person’s opinion on social media should be acknowledged, and then immediately ignored. People are fucking dumb
Who’s the asshole who tried to kick the cat?
It’s so weird that the entire film can be condensed down into just a red tie and a white shirt with some red on the pocket
If elephants were the size of dogs, they’d absolutely be a valid alternative. Elephants are amazing animals
Absolutely. They’re beautiful. From a safe distance. A hungry snake that close is definitely not a safe distance for me
Venomous snakes can eat shit but snakes like this are beautiful. What an incredible animal
They could make Jimmy break character so easily. “Sean started it. He brought up Hitler. I don’t know about you but I’m on the fence”
Of course they fucking do
Incredibly talented and clever entertainer and comedian. He co-hosted several comedy shows, and was a very funny stand-up comedian
He’ll open it and there will be a sign inside that says “3-0”
I was late to the party with this show. This was the first episode I ever saw. I fucking died from laughing at that exchange
For those who haven’t seen it before - one of the most popular Sean Lock moments of all time https://youtu.be/0UGuPvrsG3E. He was a genius.
Lmao
Inappropriate? Absolutely. He would approve of it unconditionally though
You monster. Give that puppy treats and a belly rub right goddamn now