Slonchman

63152 pts · July 6, 2015


Photography fan. Gamer, movie nerd, and music lover who loves animals

Absolutely. I refuse to let my cat outside. She is too trusting of other people to defend herself. People are evil assholes

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

I would walk out without paying if I was served food in even half of these abominations

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a living thing that simultaneously resents you, yet relies on you for its survival. Like a child.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Cute. From a distance, over the internet. It’s cute from this distance.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m going to assume the original was meant to be satire. Because nobody would be impressed by squashing an egg

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

They’re uglier than most people in a lot of countries. Give them the credit they deserve. And I mean internal and external ugliness too

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woosh

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Damn!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only by blood

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Name something more rewarding than the look on Stewart’s face after owning McConnell over and over and over again

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*gestures broadly at everything*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the good kind of woke though. I don’t really like Brand’s comedy but I respect his passion and integrity for these sort of issues

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Lmao. Very brave. Don’t ever fuck with the dude who can make your medical examinations very pleasant or very unpleasant. Karma is a thing

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

People mis-read it as the n-word and reported him so much that MS banned him until he reset his name

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

20 years ago I had a friend on Xbox Live, called Nigel (we’re British). He got banned from Xbox Live because his name was Big Nige

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And this is why the average person’s opinion on social media should be acknowledged, and then immediately ignored. People are fucking dumb

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who’s the asshole who tried to kick the cat?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s so weird that the entire film can be condensed down into just a red tie and a white shirt with some red on the pocket

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If elephants were the size of dogs, they’d absolutely be a valid alternative. Elephants are amazing animals

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. They’re beautiful. From a safe distance. A hungry snake that close is definitely not a safe distance for me

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Venomous snakes can eat shit but snakes like this are beautiful. What an incredible animal

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They could make Jimmy break character so easily. “Sean started it. He brought up Hitler. I don’t know about you but I’m on the fence”

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Of course they fucking do

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incredibly talented and clever entertainer and comedian. He co-hosted several comedy shows, and was a very funny stand-up comedian

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He’ll open it and there will be a sign inside that says “3-0”

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was late to the party with this show. This was the first episode I ever saw. I fucking died from laughing at that exchange

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lmao

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Inappropriate? Absolutely. He would approve of it unconditionally though

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You monster. Give that puppy treats and a belly rub right goddamn now

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1