39565 pts ยท September 30, 2012
Damn I thought it was cause they treated him like shit.
No self defense items?
Shame you couldn't find a wolverine onesie
It does happen on both sides but the reds do it waaay more often and at a higher degree
Sell the idea of dildo shaped candles to bad dragon and make profit
Look for anything that might have an address on it and report to local authorities
Imagine your HS senior trip and the administration accidentally picks this hotel
What he doesn't know is she's cheating with a big bald guy that has serious control issues
Do you just play with the things you're given till they break?
No Legend of Zelda? Heathen!
Pay the cat tax!
As long as I get some mind blowing sex before she kills men then I'm cool with it
Gonna have to be a little more specific cause there's a Lake Mead in every state
I had one but it kept attacking people so I had to put it down
That just means it's within range... of forced cuddles! Mwahahaha
Knowing Nintendo I feel like they wouldn't be happy if they saw these. Awesome shirts though!
I'm gonna be a nudist for Halloween but idk if you want to see that
He's just reminding you whose in charge
Burying his bone
Just to be 100% clear this is satire right?
Why is Beans not allowed in the bedroom?
To be fair he is a mercenary so the additional languages broadens his client base
When your cat try's to grow a Hitler stache but it doesn't come in right
Launch day for any online game is a shitshow. Blizz ain't special in this regard
Getting ready for Thanksgiving?
Gotta remember the insurance checklist. Gotta go A-Z on crap that won't work before they okay the thing that does
My buddy had an inbred cat and there was a reason he called her Psycho
Captain
Any local sports bars watching your games?
Still 80+ here in Washington state
Damn I thought it was cause they treated him like shit.
No self defense items?
Shame you couldn't find a wolverine onesie
It does happen on both sides but the reds do it waaay more often and at a higher degree
Sell the idea of dildo shaped candles to bad dragon and make profit
Look for anything that might have an address on it and report to local authorities
Imagine your HS senior trip and the administration accidentally picks this hotel
What he doesn't know is she's cheating with a big bald guy that has serious control issues
Do you just play with the things you're given till they break?
No Legend of Zelda? Heathen!
Pay the cat tax!
As long as I get some mind blowing sex before she kills men then I'm cool with it
Gonna have to be a little more specific cause there's a Lake Mead in every state
I had one but it kept attacking people so I had to put it down
That just means it's within range... of forced cuddles! Mwahahaha
Knowing Nintendo I feel like they wouldn't be happy if they saw these. Awesome shirts though!
I'm gonna be a nudist for Halloween but idk if you want to see that
He's just reminding you whose in charge
Burying his bone
Just to be 100% clear this is satire right?
Why is Beans not allowed in the bedroom?
To be fair he is a mercenary so the additional languages broadens his client base
When your cat try's to grow a Hitler stache but it doesn't come in right
Launch day for any online game is a shitshow. Blizz ain't special in this regard
Getting ready for Thanksgiving?
Gotta remember the insurance checklist. Gotta go A-Z on crap that won't work before they okay the thing that does
My buddy had an inbred cat and there was a reason he called her Psycho
Captain
Any local sports bars watching your games?
Still 80+ here in Washington state