Slimulus

6145 pts ยท September 16, 2013


You can do whatever the fuck you goddam please.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I named my printer Prince.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found another.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not if he quits!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plus, although the dog may be unhappy having a bath, to think of the animal as "smiling" is endearing. Again, as long as the dog is ok.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but projecting human emotion onto one's pet is extremely common and ok in situations that don't harm the animal.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are ya havin a stronk?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When we touch!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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As if the two displays of affection are mutually exclusive?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My dilemma: I don't like to drink coffee during a shit bc smell, so must leave half of my coffee elsewhere, only to return to cold coffee...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

AAAAYYYE

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Early morning or mid morning?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ew yeah. Much worse. 86

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Savage af... +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Lmao siiiiick. Very nice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahaha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she's forced to remain closer and then behaves in a more territorial manner.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Absolutely right. I've noticed that mine warms up to new dogs much more quickly when she's off the leash. Off the leash, it's like (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mesure that the joke went over your head.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Just the way your mother likes it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

My dick, is big as hell. Yo dick, realizes that hell does not exist and therefore occupies zero mass.

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Right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dirtiest of Sanchezes.

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