Slimefella

156 pts ยท March 4, 2015


You can kill some vampires with this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only 200 years until we can surf these bad boys with a space boat!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He took her home and started a meth kitchen with her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't step on those if you don't wanna get mugged

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you shoot somebody after you already tasered the though?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Does her weight start with 300?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

God, shes such a QILF... I wish I could have a night with her...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I ate a horse meat sandwich in my stay in Sardinia and I regret nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In Spain they got a goat, I think.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only know what they are because of animes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are telling me these people are dragon types too?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some minor text fixes are necessary it seems...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where and what game do you find level 100 magikarps?

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I started to ignore punctuation on tumblr posts, its either not there at all or something like this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the blonde dude on the left became a girl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your local witch plays a prank on you and hexes your poo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was that text about ten levels of a quantity of randomness, it had a guy asking for a hamburger. I like the yt video they made of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most stupid thing about tumblr is right in this post, you can edit other peoples comments or even delete them, notice all the censoring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they are so adaptable why didnt it adapt to being on land. I don't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude, but horchata is delicious. What's it called in english?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it was harder to turn it around to the correct number than to take the pictures and upload them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone draw on it so it looks like shes fuckin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whos keemstar and what did he do?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tsk. You just copied pikachu from that digimon movie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pikipek is op as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats NX?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can bookmark and look at your history if you use a separate browser.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It was that gif where they photoshop a woman into a pizza slice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But he rolled an 8. :S

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2