Slightlyputout

1941 pts ยท April 6, 2020


And why do so many people use masks as chinstraps?

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Wearing a mask and not covering your nose is like walking about with your cock hanging out your fly.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My dad's the grumpiest bastard in existence but he lights up when he holds my daughter. Takes her round to see his garden

5 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 0

I have vomited in a mask and it's shit. Especially when you have to put it straight back on

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree with it as I believe I causes a false sense of security. Went shopping yesterday and it was fucking rammed in Morrisons.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Only 1 good one. Bad lads army. Ex cons get put through 1910s style army training. A lot of those who passed came out ok

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Trump's a symptom of what's wrong with US politics, not a cause. I still dislike him.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 7

Yeah man, it's mint seeing my dad with my kid. Absolutely lights up when he holds her.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a "light" infantryman thank fuck for that.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you've eaten MREs you're immune to COVID. It's a fact.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt this decrepit old besom could knee cap anyone without doing herself a mischief. Someone take her back to her study.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn son. That's a fucking lifesaver right there

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

My daughter has learned to take her nappy off and throw it out of her cot. You don't, you just think you do

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I'd say it's down to who he's running against and a political system so broken those two douche canoes are the only choices available.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean think it over. Would it be so bad having Big Lizzy in charge of both of us? Execute the shower of cunts we're currently saddled with?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2/2 see Marine A, soldier F and many others from op banner.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The militarisation of police must continue but in the way that they must face the consequences of their actions. Like British soldier do.1/2

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No, you will read my opinion on politics whether you like it or not bigot!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But I like guns. I'm British by the way.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Believe it or not I do not come to what was a site for funny memes for political updates. You twat.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

If I got hit in the head by a canister and wine up next year I'd probably say thank you too be honest.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3) good but I realise what is good advice for myself would be terrible for another person.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2) information and the humility to change your view point when confronted by uncontravenable evidence. I am often too arrogant for my own

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which is an unhealthy attitude. A healthy attitude would be the ability to recognise your ignorance, the willingness to receive new

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know. The more I learn the more ignorant I realise I am. Healthy attitudes to your ignorance should be encouraged.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All those shit talking him would do well to remember the huge amount of work he's done for veterans charities. You feckless cunts.

5 years ago | Likes 892 Dislikes 34

Willing to bet my eye teeth what he misses most is his charity work with veterans

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential. It's in the name.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Quick, rig him up to a turbine! Free energy!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0