SlightlyInnovated

247 pts ยท March 22, 2015


The front page is but a dream to me.

I couldn't eat my lunch that day. It was then the staff at my school decided to tell me "it's okay to take a break". Thank goodness.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went on an elliptical for a full hour once, because my anxiety was so bad, I thought if I stopped to take a break I would get in trouble..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Northern Canada is so under-populated, the government would actually finance new immigrants to live in Iqaluit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is Brexit?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

What is this, the next loading icon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder why everyone with that exact breed names their dog Pibble or Pibbles

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Oh man, if that was me, I would just stick around and keep massaging that whale's back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do these people know which pug's theirs afterwards?y

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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They send engineers before the infantry soldiers so that they can build shelters and bridges

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There goes Jackie Chan into the ceiling!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No good :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The seal is hesitating before going into the water since it's so god damn cold, he dipped his head in first just to test the temperature

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so hungover right now and you're killing me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, shovelling from that perspective looks amazing. I think it's time to dig some holes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like her underwear isn't pulled up properly so it's no wonder he reacted like that

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Oh my god DOUBLE OVEN

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pffft

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like you need to invest in a treadmill for precious Leela before she becomes morbidly obese and DIES a HORRIBLE DEATH of FATNESS

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Lacrosse is a hell of a sport

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I say sorry

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please animate Tasheena, I never find my name anywhere. I'll order 50 if you do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasting My Young Years - London Grammar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can somebody enlighten me? Who's this Stiffler?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, reading this was even more intense with "Elevator Song" by Keaton Henson playin. A tragic story.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit, I don't really care anymore. Just give me the original because that looks so interesting

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys are talking about a game, and I don't know what it is. I wanna play..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the brotherhood of steel

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