Future accountant(?) College and memes don't mix My midterms and alcohol do. On imgur to find my soulmate. Messages always open, need to talk? Go for it. Wanna try out a joke? Heck yeah! Wanna talk about bible camp? Well I mean okay but that's a bit random.
Dang blast from the past
ELBOYS
She ded
Or dangerous, but those go hand in hand most times.
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So shes single is what you're signing
You beat me too it ):
Nice eyeliner puppy
Whom'st're would say that
I have failed
Bobobobobo was a good one
SWEEP THE LEG CHUCK
Battles won towards a war.
Today at work, instead of learning how to do my job I learned that no snake could eat a human, and other snek facts.
I verked hard on that*
I'm allergic to butterflies this was a terrible idea -death
Vaseline
This show was something else my god
You missed a spot - dog
I start my first full time job on Monday, I'll ride into battle with you my brother
My favourite parts the yellow
I'm in college and get better garlic bread than that. What a fucking ruse
Oreos and orange juice
Thicccccc
Good
Gummy dog
My first priority is safety
A nice bandana then?
Or... hear me out.. don't. Give him a cape.
Oh god no