SlappyDangler

1758 pts ยท November 17, 2016


Well.. I doesn't diminish my erection so no harm I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The missing one bothers me more than it logicly should

7 years ago | Likes 1737 Dislikes 20

Looks like a solid start.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balls have always been attracted to his chin...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Switch to whiskey and make the next day a game of clue.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But it's amazing what can be achieved when we set our need to be unique aside and work to a common goal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a call to arms! Reporting with a fifth of vodka and extreme ability to make bad decisions.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had a wierd expectation that he wouldn't fall and my mind would be blown. Thank you physics for keeping it real.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool world. Just saying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You start shit, you get shit. But I fear the leads to a headline of "city worker suspended and forced to apologize "

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was mortified to watch my cousin unceremoniously scoop it out of the can with a spoon. How am I supposed to get that perfect jellied disk!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0