26151 pts ยท May 22, 2017
I exist. Barely.
He could see the speech bubble from around the corner.
Hey it's my turn!
Smart.
My wife is going to be so mad at me when I get home.
I keep my hair short but if it were long I would prefer a bun than a ponytail.
It was always too late. That cheetah will catch you and it will bathe you.
Yes... the heat. That's the reason I'm staying home. Otherwise I would do things for fun. Hobbies and such.
I don't get the hate with man buns. Is this a nickleback situation?
He's getting head tonight. Head rush followed by a concussion.
I'm a bastard and it hurts for life.
Nothing. But now we know OP is a sophisticated adult.
Whenever you group an entire demographic into a stereotype you are bound to be wrong.
Puma pants! Nailed it... I am so smrt. I mean smart.
The only time I am not fooled by the tits. The tits are a lie!
I didn't mind them until I discovered it interferes with streaming music or podcasts.
Oh, your being modest. We know you're rich, hung, or both. We joke. Gratz on life and enjoying it.
Sauron really has hit rock bottom.
I hate you
You try my government, pal.
This makes me angry in a way that only a war can quench!
Yeah. Sometimes I suck on algae covered rocks.
I eat and drink like a fish and I have a killer ab.
This is me at work right now and it's the worst.
They're all high lights.
Looks like an attempted kidnapping. What do they plan to take from the child?
Fuck yeah! Wish there was something we can angrily mob against.
You know, you know, you know.
I eat Tide for breakfast!
Not all reposts are bad. I love this.
Cause he was a carpenter
He could see the speech bubble from around the corner.
Hey it's my turn!
Smart.
My wife is going to be so mad at me when I get home.
I keep my hair short but if it were long I would prefer a bun than a ponytail.
It was always too late. That cheetah will catch you and it will bathe you.
Yes... the heat. That's the reason I'm staying home. Otherwise I would do things for fun. Hobbies and such.
I don't get the hate with man buns. Is this a nickleback situation?
He's getting head tonight. Head rush followed by a concussion.
I'm a bastard and it hurts for life.
Nothing. But now we know OP is a sophisticated adult.
Whenever you group an entire demographic into a stereotype you are bound to be wrong.
Puma pants! Nailed it... I am so smrt. I mean smart.
The only time I am not fooled by the tits. The tits are a lie!
I didn't mind them until I discovered it interferes with streaming music or podcasts.
Oh, your being modest. We know you're rich, hung, or both. We joke. Gratz on life and enjoying it.
Sauron really has hit rock bottom.
I hate you
You try my government, pal.
This makes me angry in a way that only a war can quench!
Yeah. Sometimes I suck on algae covered rocks.
I eat and drink like a fish and I have a killer ab.
This is me at work right now and it's the worst.
They're all high lights.
Looks like an attempted kidnapping. What do they plan to take from the child?
Fuck yeah! Wish there was something we can angrily mob against.
You know, you know, you know.
I eat Tide for breakfast!
Not all reposts are bad. I love this.
Cause he was a carpenter