SkipDividedMalfunction

557 pts ยท April 15, 2014


Killer post.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, you're single now?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than Twilight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not wrong about this being the best community.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'of course, cavemen win'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except not a single United employee laid so much as a finger on the guy. Law enforcement did.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jesus fucking christ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to go, A-holes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iiiiiiii wannnntttt your soullllllll

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus wept, those claws!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. 3 years, prone to disease...but clean as cats and smart as dogs. Affectionate as either. They kick ass.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck the 48 people in particular who downvoted this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the darkness consumes me with every waking hour

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dammit, you beat me to it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do you want ninjas? Because that's how you get ninjas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Jesus farking Christ, not even remotely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be shocked at how little effort that's taken.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, YEAH. Who doesn't?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude's svelte compared to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

STILL a better story than Twi....oh, wait.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I've had that before, although the end embedded in my tire was sheared off, like a prison shank. But for ties, not snitches.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not my dog.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And that's how I met your mother."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope no one dismisses this 'cuz it was said by a 'comic'. Chaplin was 'just'a filmmaker & philanderer and look what he said about Hitler.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it's all relative. Back then, those were slanderous things. Now, we'd just say he likes Nickelback.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That's......a really good point.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SIT DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B.O.B. self-marketing level = Trump

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0