63235 pts ยท December 25, 2013
20 year old Jew in London So many shekels Studying International Relations at UEL I do standup comedy 3x a week at The Cavendish Arms, come watch if you're in the area http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBhivhJDpMA
through the force, anything is possible
I always tell my girlfriend "I've put my penis in you, I cant really be that grossed out by burps or farts"
Mate honestly if you go to asda they have 8 things of cappachino, lattes and stuff like that for about 80p.
Dark chocolate, preferably kit kats dark. Coffee too.
And would consider my life here much better than when I left. If you like who you are now, just be yourself, learn cool shit, and enjoy (2)
I'm from the US studying in London. If you dont like who you are now, reinvent yourself. I have a semi-successful standup career here (1)
I'm gonna draw a shitty rose on construction paper and write "This x12"
Fucking honestly. My gf rn for Valentines day has only asked to be taken to our favourite pub chain and cuddles, and that's all I want
metal husband no
The guys nickname is the crocodile and hes been blamed for the Gukurahundi massacres
I've performed there, lovely venue in Stockwell in London
My evenings sorted now
Look at the power
I used to live in the states so same didn't really think about them being grown outside of Central/South America/Cali
I think? I just checked and the three biggest are Spain, Israel (funny enough) and South Africa
It's not even like cut up, it's legit just a fucking chunk of avocado
I shit you not I work in a Wetherspoons (pub chain in the UK) and every day people add like a whole fucking avocado to their burger.
god is dead
Just a nigga with a rocket launcher
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
It's in that one museum still I thought
TO THE DEATH
I believe in Leon
This is fucking class
YES
Aye, let the cunts fight to the death, winner gets the 25 bar
It's on YouTube
But they'll think the crack is rather moorish
The clown party is also not an actual party
through the force, anything is possible
I always tell my girlfriend "I've put my penis in you, I cant really be that grossed out by burps or farts"
Mate honestly if you go to asda they have 8 things of cappachino, lattes and stuff like that for about 80p.
Dark chocolate, preferably kit kats dark. Coffee too.
And would consider my life here much better than when I left. If you like who you are now, just be yourself, learn cool shit, and enjoy (2)
I'm from the US studying in London. If you dont like who you are now, reinvent yourself. I have a semi-successful standup career here (1)
I'm gonna draw a shitty rose on construction paper and write "This x12"
I'm gonna draw a shitty rose on construction paper and write "This x12"
Fucking honestly. My gf rn for Valentines day has only asked to be taken to our favourite pub chain and cuddles, and that's all I want
metal husband no
The guys nickname is the crocodile and hes been blamed for the Gukurahundi massacres
I've performed there, lovely venue in Stockwell in London
My evenings sorted now
Look at the power
I used to live in the states so same didn't really think about them being grown outside of Central/South America/Cali
I think? I just checked and the three biggest are Spain, Israel (funny enough) and South Africa
It's not even like cut up, it's legit just a fucking chunk of avocado
I shit you not I work in a Wetherspoons (pub chain in the UK) and every day people add like a whole fucking avocado to their burger.
god is dead
Just a nigga with a rocket launcher
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
It's in that one museum still I thought
TO THE DEATH
I believe in Leon
This is fucking class
YES
Aye, let the cunts fight to the death, winner gets the 25 bar
It's on YouTube
But they'll think the crack is rather moorish
The clown party is also not an actual party