SkeletonHitler

63235 pts ยท December 25, 2013


20 year old Jew in London So many shekels Studying International Relations at UEL I do standup comedy 3x a week at The Cavendish Arms, come watch if you're in the area http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBhivhJDpMA

through the force, anything is possible

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always tell my girlfriend "I've put my penis in you, I cant really be that grossed out by burps or farts"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mate honestly if you go to asda they have 8 things of cappachino, lattes and stuff like that for about 80p.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dark chocolate, preferably kit kats dark. Coffee too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And would consider my life here much better than when I left. If you like who you are now, just be yourself, learn cool shit, and enjoy (2)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm from the US studying in London. If you dont like who you are now, reinvent yourself. I have a semi-successful standup career here (1)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna draw a shitty rose on construction paper and write "This x12"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna draw a shitty rose on construction paper and write "This x12"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking honestly. My gf rn for Valentines day has only asked to be taken to our favourite pub chain and cuddles, and that's all I want

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

metal husband no

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guys nickname is the crocodile and hes been blamed for the Gukurahundi massacres

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've performed there, lovely venue in Stockwell in London

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My evenings sorted now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at the power

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to live in the states so same didn't really think about them being grown outside of Central/South America/Cali

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think? I just checked and the three biggest are Spain, Israel (funny enough) and South Africa

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not even like cut up, it's legit just a fucking chunk of avocado

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I shit you not I work in a Wetherspoons (pub chain in the UK) and every day people add like a whole fucking avocado to their burger.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

god is dead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just a nigga with a rocket launcher

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's in that one museum still I thought

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

TO THE DEATH

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I believe in Leon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fucking class

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aye, let the cunts fight to the death, winner gets the 25 bar

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's on YouTube

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they'll think the crack is rather moorish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The clown party is also not an actual party

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0