Hi - this is Johnny - I sing, write songs & play multiple instruments. As you may know - I'm raising funds for my upcoming new album - so in case You'd like to contribute - or just download FREE SONG - read further: thank You so much for Your interest in helping me record new album! Here's a little present for You - my Number 1 Single song for free. No sign-up, no e-mail required. Just click on the ''Buy Now'' and enter price as 0 (zero) on the website here: http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/track/number-1-single In case You'd like to see me say hello to You - here's a short video introduction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRmZX33evs Here You'll find music I've recorded so far: http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/. These are demo versions of 8 songs that I recorded at my house with basic instruments & recording equipment. They are all tuned to 528hz frequency & they will be included on new album in much better & more professional versions including better music & lyrics. And finally, here's all other Info, biography, music, videos & more: http://johnnyreiblog.wordpress.com/ New album will contain 18 songs & it will be released as double-CD in physical format. It will be recorded with BioGeometry instruments tuned to 528 Hz frequency. It's going to be made completely by 1 person in pure emotional state. All contributors will receive special edition of new album whether in MP3 or CD format. Those who contribute less than £10 will get it in MP3 format. Those who contribute £10 or more will get new album in MP3 format & on double-CD with free delivery, too. After new album is recorded - You will be notified via e-mail and - if You contributed £10 or more - You will be asked to provide Your current delivery address at the time of release. In order for me to record, release & publish new album - total cost of £ 53 000 GBP needs to be raised & it will be used for: - renting rehearsal space - renting professional studio - renting & buying specialized BioGeometry instruments - CD manufacturing & artwork printing for physical copies of new album - start-up marketing costs including recording a music video - all other expenses associated with rehearsing, recording & releasing professional studio album that is created by 1 person with live instruments. You can contribute by clicking orange 'Contribute' button on the website here: https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/8Oe69 You can also visit http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/ and purchase my songs for any amount. In case You'd like to contribute directly via PayPal or Bank Account, here are the details: PayPal e-mail address: johnnyreisinger@yahoo.co.uk Bank Account details: - bank name : Barclays - country: United Kingdom - branch location: Dockland, London - account holder name: Mr J Reisinger - sort code: 20-26-46 - account number: 73545040 - SWIFTBIC: BARCGB22 - IBAN: GB05 BARC 2026 46735040 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT - HOPE YOUR DAY IS AWESOME & ENJOY THE MUSIC! :) P.S.: If You like what You hear - please invite Your friends & share! Thanks a bunch! Johnny
I thought Simpsons are gay. Well, another day - another lesson learned...
That's my fetish. http://www.modelteam.se/images/Lego5/1875-1-B-1-01.jpg
Best hugs in the deep.
Name names.
How about when freshwoman tells you the same?
HOw can this post have points? LOL
Some would kill for calcium.
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback.
When they named a hurricane "Ike", I went "finally they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack-smoking wife beating-motherfucker."
Is it okay to clap to this?
Immaculate collection. Thank you for posting.
The blenderist. That word made me lol.
I hate when urge like this catches me. Last week I evaporated all water from local pond & it simultaneously cooked all the fish. #mealfixed
Cleaner head me like...
That's awesome.
This shit is rael.
I love his interview with eminem: "ya know what I'm sayin'" "Yes, yes! I do now what you're saying, stop already!!!!" That LOLs me up every
I scream after sex.
I once finished a whole snickers bar. I went into a bar called "Snickers" and ate every pack of chips, peanuts & sweets they had in stock...
Pun level: Philosopher.
I dream of the world where everyone has a privilege to taste anything.
Wish you all the best, OP! Do what you love!
Duppletganger?
Literally.
YOu deserve a pat on the back for mad skillz.
You forgot Celebrity Apprentice. Trump's hair is not an alien, yet living in the fantasy.
Is this Jake from state farm?
Jennifer doesn't know his name? I'm annistonished!
At least the bike thief will not go to bed cock-hungry.
I couldn't read further, because the "electric fence" one got me too hard. Saving this for future laughs. Thanks OP!