SingerSongwriter

97907 pts · May 8, 2014


Hi - this is Johnny - I sing, write songs & play multiple instruments. As you may know - I'm raising funds for my upcoming new album - so in case You'd like to contribute - or just download FREE SONG - read further: thank You so much for Your interest in helping me record new album! Here's a little present for You - my Number 1 Single song for free. No sign-up, no e-mail required. Just click on the ''Buy Now'' and enter price as 0 (zero) on the website here: http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/track/number-1-single In case You'd like to see me say hello to You - here's a short video introduction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRmZX33evs Here You'll find music I've recorded so far: http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/. These are demo versions of 8 songs that I recorded at my house with basic instruments & recording equipment. They are all tuned to 528hz frequency & they will be included on new album in much better & more professional versions including better music & lyrics. And finally, here's all other Info, biography, music, videos & more: http://johnnyreiblog.wordpress.com/ New album will contain 18 songs & it will be released as double-CD in physical format. It will be recorded with BioGeometry instruments tuned to 528 Hz frequency. It's going to be made completely by 1 person in pure emotional state. All contributors will receive special edition of new album whether in MP3 or CD format. Those who contribute less than £10 will get it in MP3 format. Those who contribute £10 or more will get new album in MP3 format & on double-CD with free delivery, too. After new album is recorded - You will be notified via e-mail and - if You contributed £10 or more - You will be asked to provide Your current delivery address at the time of release. In order for me to record, release & publish new album - total cost of £ 53 000 GBP needs to be raised & it will be used for: - renting rehearsal space - renting professional studio - renting & buying specialized BioGeometry instruments - CD manufacturing & artwork printing for physical copies of new album - start-up marketing costs including recording a music video - all other expenses associated with rehearsing, recording & releasing professional studio album that is created by 1 person with live instruments. You can contribute by clicking orange 'Contribute' button on the website here: https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/8Oe69 You can also visit http://johnnyrei.bandcamp.com/ and purchase my songs for any amount. In case You'd like to contribute directly via PayPal or Bank Account, here are the details: PayPal e-mail address: johnnyreisinger@yahoo.co.uk Bank Account details: - bank name : Barclays - country: United Kingdom - branch location: Dockland, London - account holder name: Mr J Reisinger - sort code: 20-26-46 - account number: 73545040 - SWIFTBIC: BARCGB22 - IBAN: GB05 BARC 2026 46735040 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT - HOPE YOUR DAY IS AWESOME & ENJOY THE MUSIC! :) P.S.: If You like what You hear - please invite Your friends & share! Thanks a bunch! Johnny

I thought Simpsons are gay. Well, another day - another lesson learned...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Best hugs in the deep.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Name names.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How about when freshwoman tells you the same?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

HOw can this post have points? LOL

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Some would kill for calcium.

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback.

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When they named a hurricane "Ike", I went "finally they have the balls to name a hurricane after a crack-smoking wife beating-motherfucker."

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Is it okay to clap to this?

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Immaculate collection. Thank you for posting.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The blenderist. That word made me lol.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I hate when urge like this catches me. Last week I evaporated all water from local pond & it simultaneously cooked all the fish. #mealfixed

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Cleaner head me like...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That's awesome.

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This shit is rael.

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I love his interview with eminem: "ya know what I'm sayin'" "Yes, yes! I do now what you're saying, stop already!!!!" That LOLs me up every

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I scream after sex.

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I once finished a whole snickers bar. I went into a bar called "Snickers" and ate every pack of chips, peanuts & sweets they had in stock...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Pun level: Philosopher.

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I dream of the world where everyone has a privilege to taste anything.

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Wish you all the best, OP! Do what you love!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Duppletganger?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Literally.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YOu deserve a pat on the back for mad skillz.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You forgot Celebrity Apprentice. Trump's hair is not an alien, yet living in the fantasy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this Jake from state farm?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jennifer doesn't know his name? I'm annistonished!

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At least the bike thief will not go to bed cock-hungry.

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I couldn't read further, because the "electric fence" one got me too hard. Saving this for future laughs. Thanks OP!

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