SimplyMerlin

46972 pts ยท September 4, 2014


I'm honestly surprised after all these protests, riots, and political corruption no one is trying to attack these corrupt people.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

And a big shout-out to bartenders.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2 minutes today. Send help

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes! I can finally have 40+ children and have sexual relations with 13 year olds - Mormons

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 16

That looks more like squatting than camping.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah alcohol can do that.

6 years ago | Likes 810 Dislikes 6

90% chance you moved to Utah with the Mormon family. Curious if you did?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's not even that much.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

They look perfect for making edibles!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't NYC really abbrevieted NyC?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You live on Oklahoma or something?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

This reminds me of those posts where girls are like, "check out my new glasses" and there's big ole cleavage included.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice to see one that's ears aren't cropped and tail not docked. Those tails are like a whip though.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ten salty boys face off 5v5 to plant/defend a calculator.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It's all in the report"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me too, except for the Mormons.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also make sure to get good fortune Tiki at ABC store.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Field notes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't help but think of Mormons immediately.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also for liability purposes.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I just assume people that fly the swastika are Hindu.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I'd protest if I was there and then I'd go eat some mofongo and drink a Medalla.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean it could be just a smart ass reply that is actually funny or she's just dumb as fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No offense to you or Maple but from the thumbnail I thought this was gonna be one of those rescuing a matted ass dog.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it a god dam?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A place where pigs were roasted right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Right?! Germans are known for efficiency yet they burning two at a time?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With seeing and being around so many different cocks, what's you're estimate on the average size porn cock? Length and girth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0