SimplestAccount

3975 pts ยท March 7, 2014


I just got done smoking a few bowls, and it took me 'til the second to last picture to realize this is the same set of twins

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neah, a ratchet is someone who acts ghetto at parties/in public (i.e. loud mouth, dirty dancing, lotta cussing, hoe behavior, etc.).

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a cute, Jewish dog.

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

I definitely need a banana or a sarah

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You won't find "masturbation free day" in a man's book.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia? Maybe. Stupid? Definitely.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RACIST BONER MONSTER! OH MY LORD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here goes nothing; I don't like/watch hockey

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

My GF is the same when we have sex... too bad my hand can't express emotions.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

That's the chick that booty called "someone" last night and they didn't pick up

11 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 5

Does he have 3 legs?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

... you to stop reposting posts that were on FP few posts down.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now tattoo its face on your arm 'cause it looks like a beer logo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened to big sis' leg?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what Reddit OP is talking about.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP gets high on reposts

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So many Photoshop opportunities...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little, you say?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fremoooont here

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You clearly haven't lived in Fremont if you say SJ is boring.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it actually creates a physical object of how exactly it works?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dick like a toothpick is my new pick up line.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you're already a good one *winks confidently*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is 12.5$

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a tiny human.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Why can't I come up with anything witty when the post has 0 comments

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know if the whole thing is a repost or not, I haven't seen it before. I've seen each gif, but not together.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS-... never mind, the gif at the end will do.

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

realize*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9