SimpleSnail

266 pts ยท November 3, 2016


Actually, much like baby carrots, many types of selectively bred pre-sliced pizza plants are becoming popular. Many don't even have seeds.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the info! My new Pokemon team is now named Punchbowl, Pork Chop Hill, Old Baldy, Bloody Ridge, Heartbreak Ridge, & Steven.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call construction workers doozers to this day. Also convinced a friend to name their new dog Sprocket.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Not enough meat on them yet. Throw it back."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What if an Apache Helicopter did this to an SR-71 Blackbird? Who's the victim then?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worked at a garden shop that sold them. We kept a few cases too long & had hundreds of mantids roaming around the store for weeks. It ruled!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay, Rome! Somehow good & bad at everything simultaneously. Mundus vult decipi. . .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagining your inner monologue in Luis Guzman's voice will help you make more responsible decisions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

& yet no one has any love for my meth wasps or cocainapedes. . .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just buy an identical one & enough alcohol to forget that you ever replaced it for a fraction of the cost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good eye! I must have spent twice what that game cost renting it every week from the the video store.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have had former friends I stopped being with when I found out they were vegan. I wouldn't hurt anyone, though. . . but that's just me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same, with family as well. That's fine with me. People are different, & it's ridiculous to think we can all get along.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fine if they hate gays. That's what they believe. I'd have more respect for Christians if they tried to stone me, but they are posers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have many Muslim friends who I have to constantly hide from for being gay. I respect they at least follow the tenets of their religion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I once failed the final escape post-Andross in Starfox & drop kicked it out the front door into the driveway across the street. It was fine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't even know how this is possible. If you just wore a suit made of N64's you would be impervious to basically any attack.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you have an intellaphone, look up free applications like Sky Map. There are lots of cool ones. Happy stargazing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mario's hat: "M" Luigi's hat: "L" Wario's hat: "W" Waluigi's hat, uh, Australian L?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds great for trail snacks! I just got a jar of honey made from lavender nectar. It's nice in teas if one wants to dream easy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Search for a local beekeeping club, & beefriend them. They will give you gifts of surplus royal jelly pixie stix, pollen, wax, & honey.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Time is a lie. Reality is a drug. Nostalgia was never good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Complacency is self-destruction. Ambition is power. Boredom is a personal failure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother was almost named Wolfgang after newscaster Wolfgang Blitzer & his coverage of Desert Storm at the time. I wish they did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"After Scruffy's death Scruffy will be what Scruffy was before Scruffy's birth." -Schruffenhauer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What lies beyond Gorgon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, since their chromosomes are male, were the Rowdy Ruff Boys made with Chemical Y?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That must be why they give better handjobs. . . biologically. . .

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So women ask men to help open jars because they don't know about righty tighty lefty loosey. It all makes sense!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0