SimpleJack44

143 pts ยท January 9, 2017


They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shithouse bandit strikes again

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For Americans

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Jean claude van holy shit!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm perfect you slut

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just add a Brazzers logo to the first gif and it takes a dark turn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hitlerpalooza- see not everything is better with palooza added to it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had worse

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High street in Morgantown. So easy to identify

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You dirty son of a bitch

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's a liopleurodon, Charlie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello old friend

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I approve of this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a model

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 4

Do you want the runs? Cause this is how you get the runs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Had to sing the theme song in my head

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I as well am a simple man

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Is anyone else thinking of Duke Nukem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And by the time all the fawns were born we had almost 450 for 11 of us to feed 4 times a day

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lots of poop. And it's not solid. They gnaw on you're knuckles thinking they're nipples. Got hit too many times in the plums by tiny hooves

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Had this job for a summer. Never thought I'd hate a baby animal as much as I did working there

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Every time I watch this movie, "Goddammit Upham!"

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That rack almost made me cumin my pants

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I can walk and chew gum at the same time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0