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754 pts ยท February 9, 2016


Back tires not spinning. The engine is turning the transmission, trying to turn the driveshaft. Apparently, the engine was the weakest link.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#1 - shit, grandma just lost. Her belt is higher than her nipples.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You need to stop hanging out with Jeremiah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Whats a penis?" -the boy in the back. Today is the day he learned people "cut" penis' (is that the plural form?) I've never had to ask that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Social media has given everyone the opportunity to adopt someone else's opinion that they wouldn't have otherwise known was an issue.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're safe if your sex is the opposite of the gay attacking you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*worse

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Could have been toilet paper. Who knows!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a balloon. Expected gif of a cat popping a balloon and running into the wall knocking the TV over. I have a vivid imagination

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually 3rd party voting hurts the nominee. In this case I can see both parties splitting their votes and the 3rd party actually winning.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

So... Poland invaded Germany?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the fascination with this. When I setup equipment for people with this crap I leave it on. Mostly because I'm lazy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

D.E.D - dead!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Going to assume Pokemon reference? I can't wait until this fad is dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do they have to be pasty white feet? You didn't describe the black mans feet! #WhitesHaveFeelingsToo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just Juan - I'll let myself out. Thank you...

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

Reminds me a joke- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

9 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 4

NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wears it better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Infinity- I counted 6. I don't think you understand what that means.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yo dog, I like your pants.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I keep clicking back and forth watching the battle as though it were a movie!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep clicking back and forth watching the battle as though it were a movie!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of looks like a Barbasol can.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddy of mine used those during his recovery when a car ran his bike off the road.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nortel CS1000 - I'm a geek....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're inhuman! "they never saw something survive"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pardon me.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No- I assumed right- you said you are a very literal human. Gotta get back to work :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0