2 tablespoons of what now?
After I finish a match of dead by daylight, I message all the survivors and say ‘GG I love you’. These are some of the responses.
He doesn’t allow it on the bed ?
Spicy
Wish me luck my friends
2meirl4meirl
Wow that’s Imgur as fuck
Fiancé forgot the words so he made up his own ??♀️
I don’t drink much...
Responsibility or Fun?
Turned my counter into a granite parfait
My cat apparently couldn’t wait 24 more hours
Wow that’s Boomer as fuck
The sacrifices we make for our loved ones
Hannigan’s Feelin’ Frisky Today
Sorry, not sorry.
They need to get out of bed faster
My cat got stuck in my moms shirt
Bought a cardboard gingerbread house on sale for my cats. Little did I know my dog would like it too
When you die in your video game because you are giving candy to trick or treaters
Well that’s one way to catch somebody’s attention
Sometimes my downstairs tenant keeps the cat door closed so my cat doesn’t get into trouble. That apparently doesn’t stop her at all.
All I wanted was a pillow. Now I’m here trying to figure out which one lies and which one tells the truth.
Depression kicked my ass for 4 years. Now I’m kicking back.
This is what my Amazon order came in.
One of these things is not like the other ?
Cat Spam (with some doggos)
Task Failed Successfully
Simpsons. I meant Simpsons.
Puppers!
I wrapped 12 individual cans of Diet Coke AMA
What do you even do in that situation??
My SO attempted doing his own hair today.
I’m 22 and I don’t recognize any of these
False Advertising
NBC Can't Handle It
I dropped a bottle of dressing and now it looks like it lost its arm in ‘Nam
A special version of The Phyllis Saga just for /u/IWillBeAJerkToYou
It’s like eating a cheese grater
Aminals
They really got around
What is this? Nutella for ants?
The Origin of the Canadian Goose
Charmanders got a booty ??
I’d like to say she was on post surgery meds or something but this is just 100% pure Artemis
Autocorrect Strikes Again
I was just diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. MRW my mom does something dumb and then says 'Ohhh I must have BPD looool'
The vet called me while I was in the emergency room hopped up on Ativan.
MRW I find out the Too Faced website accepts payment via Interac Online straight from my bank account
I don’t think it makes a difference
HIFW I Realize I'm Seriously Considering Cutting My Mother Out of My Life and Moving Awa
Chicken Dinner Bars
“Heehee”