ShroomsofDoom

3853 pts ยท December 20, 2013


It sure felt like it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched this the other night and totally agree OP this shit had me rolling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they get all defensive when you start pointing it out in real time over the mic...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah you did!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well lucky for your wife your definition of perfect is way the fuck off from reality.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok they have pumps for that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically a moron circle jerk with a disney quote... yeah you didn't need to show anyone what they already knew was there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now I wanna go watch Ping Pong Playa again.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Falling with style*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IF that was for fat people it'd have an electric motor that can't possibly carry the load and will die in the back of the store every time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad you can only play one at a time...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why she never figured out how to be funny, at all.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well with Carolina's season he might as well be nice to everyone because he might be on their team soon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My store manager is a black woman; that one fact about her will make most people leave before she can get over to them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck em dude. I make managers laugh way harder than some whiny fuck's money makes them worry. They take my side all the time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STFU caption, you're doing everything wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never has attention and whore been merged together so well.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It comes and goes man, I can be happy and never trust it, but when I'm sad I know it's going to be a long slow spiral.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those kids in Hot Topic thinking, "Finally, I can be different." If they only knew...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does that barking rat get a collar?!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the fundamentals of being smart are critical thinking and problem solving... there's some stubborn ass people as well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life is habit forming. In case you haven't noticed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spend enough time around "know nothing's" and you'll miss well informed people desperately.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't have kid. Can confirm.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from Missouri "company" is just code for binge eating.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah man it's a competitive sport, for people who are taller than everyone else, ok fine its a height contest.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

These people inhabit Missouri in packs. Oh am I not supposed to pull up to the left lane at stop light and cut off every car on the right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When she's gonna put the weed in that thing?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Carlo Colaiacovo gif will make me laugh until the end of time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0